Ordered a hot curry & looked like a pussy in front of friends

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So after a night out drinking on a lads night out, we ended up in a local curry house pretty late. Bout 1 am odd.

We ordered food and I got myself a Lamb Jelfrezi. Now I've had these before plenty, but freshly made in a legit Indian curry house is a different matter!! As I found out.

Three mouthfuls in and my entire head is sweating buckets!! I looked like I had run 20 miles!

I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. I didn't need to go, but the sheer amount of my mouth & esophagus burning left me wanting to let off steam!!

Someone at the table actually texted me to ask if I was ok!

I don't know what I can do to redeem myself! I considered picking on one of the homeless people to appear tough on the way out. (they make for good punching bags).
 
Get back out there and show that curry who is the boss!
 
Sometimes these things happen, they make a pill to help deal with these issues. Next time just take one pill 30 mins before you are expecting to perform and you should be good. No man should have to worry about these sort of problems.
 
Is there a candle you can drink nearby?
 
Had one of those experiences this past year. Have a couple ~350k scoville sauces, and most restaurants rarely have sauces in excess of this. I went to this place famous for hot wings and asked for their hottest. Started choking after the first taste. Later found out the sauce they used was rated 2 million. Little too hot for leisure enjoyment.
 
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Zer said:
Is there a candle you can drink nearby?
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Yeah Indian restaurants can be really inconsistent with he spice level. I always say a 7 but that can range anywhere from barely spicy to damn near inedible......
 
I never eat Curry, that stuff will give you Diarrhea that feels like a flame is coming outta your bunghole. it will cause inflammation big time for some people.
 
mb23100 said:
Yeah Indian restaurants can be really inconsistent with he spice level. I always say a 7 but that can range anywhere from barely spicy to damn near inedible......
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I've had Madras, Jelfrezi & even a vindaloo which were awesome! But this was something else.

I'll be punishing my toilet come the morning no doubt!
 
once when I was extremely young and hadn't developed a taste and love for extremely spicy food, I went out to eat at an authentic thai with some distant family. it was my first time ever in NY. I was maybe like 10. One of my relatives asked them to bring out their hottest ground pepper. They did but warned us, it was legitimately extremely hot and to be careful.

me being a young dumb 10 year old took an entire spoon full, and with the encouragement of my distant cousin's approval, poured it all in my mouth. the entire spoonful. of their hottest of hot ground up pepper flake.

the entire restaurant shut down. every single server and even the managers were rotating back and forth from the kitchen to bring me a never ending supply of milk, ice water, ice cream, cheese, etc. my moms crying because I am unable to even talk and almost cant breath. my throat is swelling shut. people are calling 911. it was an absolute shit show and my mom never forgave my distant cousin.

I ended up being ok though. and I think it implanted an extreme sadomasochist love for extremely hot food.
 
Best friend is Thai and Christmas Dinner at his dad's (who lives down the street, actually) is rough. Food is delicious and immaculately cooked, but the Thai variety is beyond spicy. I mean like, pure Thai women taking one bite and screaming to him "YOU MADE IT TOO SPICY FOR ANYONE TO EAT" and him half-drunkenly snickering at our misery.
It builds, man, and it's so well-cooked that you want to eat more but there's a point where your body just can't take it anymore.
 
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IloveTHIS said:
I ended up being ok though. and I think it implanted an extreme sadomasochist love for extremely hot food.
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Hey sounds like my friend's dad can be your DaddyDom.
If you're into 5'3 60 year old Thai men
 
Where you getting this pussy looking curry? The stuff I get looks like diarrhea on rice.
 
I love Indian food, but them motherfuckers put spice on everything. Even in fruits, icecream, juice, and etc. They sure do love their spice, that's why they stink with that God awful eye teary smell when they swet
 
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