Oprah has the Midas Touch

[Cheese]

Everything she touches turns to gold. Books instantly become best sellers the second she mentions them and now wieght watches stock jumped 15% just cause she lost 40lbs using it.

Weight Watchers (WTW) shares are going nuts after the company announced Oprah Winfrey would launch an ad campaign revealing she lost more than 40 pounds since joining Weight Watchers.

In morning trade on Thursday, shares of the company were up as much as 15%

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/weigh...h-reveals-40-pound-weight-loss-135850425.html

she bought 10% of them last yr and their stock doubled up then too. the woman is magic.

 

[Exi]

 

[Uptown Swinger]

In other breaking news that big ship called the Titanic has sank.
Jusfuckinwithyou Cheese but this is old news.
There's no shame in not being up on your Oprah news though.

 

[Roca]

Why is every person in the audience fat?

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Why is every person in the audience fat?

Target audience.... very easy to hit target audience

 

[Exi]

Why is every person in the audience fat?

Who would have thought that sitting on your ass all day consuming fantasy's by a fairy godmother would lead to such outcomes?!

Weight watchers is a scam.

 

[minute bull]

I wish I got a DeLorean time machine for Christmas #FTGE

 

[WiolentOne]

Her Hillary endorsement didn't go too well.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Obama and Oprah sucks.

 

[Roca]

Obama and Oprah sucks.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Drake has the Midas touch