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Oprah has the Midas Touch

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  1. Cheese Banned Banned

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    Everything she touches turns to gold. Books instantly become best sellers the second she mentions them and now wieght watches stock jumped 15% just cause she lost 40lbs using it.


    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/weigh...h-reveals-40-pound-weight-loss-135850425.html

    she bought 10% of them last yr and their stock doubled up then too. the woman is magic.
     
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    In other breaking news that big ship called the Titanic has sank.
    Jusfuckinwithyou Cheese but this is old news.
    There's no shame in not being up on your Oprah news though.
     
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    Why is every person in the audience fat?
     
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    Who would have thought that sitting on your ass all day consuming fantasy's by a fairy godmother would lead to such outcomes?!

    Weight watchers is a scam.
     
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    I wish I got a DeLorean time machine for Christmas #FTGE
     
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    Her Hillary endorsement didn't go too well.











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    Obama and Oprah sucks.

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    Drake has the Midas touch
     

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