Opening a can opener company. Suggestions for product names

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  1. EyeOfNewt

    EyeOfNewt Green Belt

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    After some real estate in Romania i've decided to open a company that sells can openers. I figure it's a good investment and people enjoy a good can opener a few times per month.

    I been thinking what to call these products and a marketing advisor said to name them after ufc fighters. Who should i go for?
     
  2. Mosely

    Mosely He's right you know?

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    You could call the first model: Fedro Emelko (misspelled to avoid being sued by Pewtin).
     
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    The Will-Opener, because it WORKS EVERY TIME.

    It is also remote controlled so you can safely operate it from across the room and avoid embarrassing and unsafe accidents!

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    Unfortunate!

    Should have had a remote controlled WILL OPENER GRANDMA!

    Oh no! Should'a used a WILL OPENER
    Works every time! Guaranteed!

    I know what you're thinking - I already have a powered can opener. Why do I need the WILL OPENER?

    The WILL OPENER is equipped with an AUTOMATIC LID REMOVER, and is released with a simple lever mechanism. No loose connections and spilled soup!

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    With no lid, there is no need to pry open cans with your fingernails.




    OUCH!

    Should'a used a WILL OPENER!
    Also works as a pencil sharpener and cheese grater!

    It does it all!
     
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    Sounds like a midnight informercial that you can order (4 payments of 19.9999999nineeynine) now and get one free
     
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    Decapitator of canned goods
     
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    Oxyclean is just laundry detergant.
    Shamwow was a hand towel.

    You're selling can openers, not the new iphone. This is how you sell something small and meaningless like Can Openers.
     
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    The Mark Kerr Can Opener.

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    A can opener store in Romania? Is this going to be a brick and mortar business or just a wagon full of can openers that a donkey pulls around?
     
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    fungi trippin on shrimps

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    Can-crusher.
     
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    The can fan's lid annihilator
     
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    The Canatron
     
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    rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Aleksandra Albu is No Can Opening Company Inc
     
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    "Open your guard can opener company"
     

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