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Only Pick 2 - Hot / Smart / Sane

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  1. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Your current/next girlfriend/wife can only be 2 out of those 3 traits? Why? Because magic or some shit.

    If you pick hot, she's instantly a 10 on your personal scale. If you pick smart, she instantly becomes super smart and she always gives you stimulating conversation. If you pick sane, she's sane.

    If you don't pick hot, she becomes ugly as sin. I'm talking Boise 1 here. Nothing can change her looks. No plastic surgery or magic.

    If you don't pick smart, she becomes borderline retarded. She's illiterate, can barely do 1st grade math and she will never fail to amaze you with the dumb stuff she says.

    If you don't pick sane, she becomes violently crazy. There's a good chance she'll kill you in your sleep and possibly even eat you. Even during sex, there is a good chance she'll try to eat you.

    Which two do you pick?
     
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  2. Mike

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    Hot and sane, but im real skeptical about the concept of a sane woman
     
  3. Da Speeit

    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    Hot and Smart is obvious here.
    Most women are already insane.
     
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    dc007 mr. white belt

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    I'd go gay instead
     
  5. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    LOL at sane being an option
    Fuckin fantasy world
     
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  6. Jimmy McGill

    Jimmy McGill Brown Belt

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    hot & sane, I don't talk too much and I don't care about stimulating conversation.
     
  7. Cuel And Lewk

    Cuel And Lewk Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    Yeah, hit me up bro.
     
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  8. LLD2008

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    Hot and smart, bitches are already crazy, like when it's their time of the month
     
  9. Jimmy McGill

    Jimmy McGill Brown Belt

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    go gay ?
     
  10. Kafir-kun

    Kafir-kun not-so-grand mufti of Sherdog

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    Smart and hot. At that point you just have to try and enjoy it while it lasts and make sure to kill her before she kills you.
     
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  12. Mike

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    This isn't normal crazy chick crazy tho. He specified this bitch would be trying to kill you and eat you and shit.
     
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  13. Da Speeit

    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    I know.
     
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    Hot and sane easy. Having her illiterate is a bonus. She can't read my texts to other women that way

    <seedat>
     
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  16. Tone C

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    First thought was at least make the thread semi believable....

    I'll go with smart and sane. Always wanted to see what that was like...
     
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  17. Tone C

    Tone C Silver Belt

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    You get the week before she's a nightmare, the week during she's a nightmare and the week after she's recovering and a nightmare...1 week in four she's an angel and you don't know what the fuck you've done...
     
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  19. DeepCover

    DeepCover Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Hot and smart. If she’s funny, that’s a huge bonus. I don’t expect sanity and wouldn’t even know what to do with said unicorn.
     
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  20. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    I’m refusing to settle, so I reject ur thread of magic genies :hmph

    ~rabbits forever~
     

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