Only Pick 2 - Hot / Smart / Sane

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Horse Style, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. Horse Style Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2014
    Messages:
    15,172
    Likes Received:
    1,119
    Your current/next girlfriend/wife can only be 2 out of those 3 traits? Why? Because magic or some shit.

    If you pick hot, she's instantly a 10 on your personal scale. If you pick smart, she instantly becomes super smart and she always gives you stimulating conversation. If you pick sane, she's sane.

    If you don't pick hot, she becomes ugly as sin. I'm talking Boise 1 here. Nothing can change her looks. No plastic surgery or magic.

    If you don't pick smart, she becomes borderline retarded. She's illiterate, can barely do 1st grade math and she will never fail to amaze you with the dumb stuff she says.

    If you don't pick sane, she becomes violently crazy. There's a good chance she'll kill you in your sleep and possibly even eat you. Even during sex, there is a good chance she'll try to eat you.

    Which two do you pick?
     
  2. Mike RIP Frankie

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2010
    Messages:
    33,659
    Likes Received:
    5,611
    Location:
    Don't Give Up!
    Hot and sane, but im real skeptical about the concept of a sane woman
     
  3. Da Speeit Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2010
    Messages:
    86,193
    Likes Received:
    3,122
    Location:
    In bed with your bitch, watching game of thrones,
    Hot and Smart is obvious here.
    Most women are already insane.
     
  4. dc007 mr. white belt

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2006
    Messages:
    28,423
    Likes Received:
    1,290
    Location:
    NYC
    I'd go gay instead
     
  5. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2014
    Messages:
    22,363
    Likes Received:
    8,305
    Location:
    Taco Truck On The Corner
    LOL at sane being an option
    Fuckin fantasy world
     
  6. Jimmy McGill Bored with Sherdog Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2014
    Messages:
    10,975
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Murica's 51st State....Formerly Known as England
    hot & sane, I don't talk too much and I don't care about stimulating conversation.
     
  7. C-H-L Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2007
    Messages:
    68,638
    Likes Received:
    1,969
    Yeah, hit me up bro.
     
  8. LLD2008 Green Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2016
    Messages:
    1,145
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hell
    Hot and smart, bitches are already crazy, like when it's their time of the month
     
  9. Jimmy McGill Bored with Sherdog Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2014
    Messages:
    10,975
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Murica's 51st State....Formerly Known as England
    go gay ?
     
  10. Khabib Khanate Hashashiyan Staff Member Senior Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    41,305
    Likes Received:
    6,193
    Location:
    Pleasure Dome
    Smart and hot. At that point you just have to try and enjoy it while it lasts and make sure to kill her before she kills you.
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2018
  11. PG29 red0 Jr Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2008
    Messages:
    4,020
    Likes Received:
    313
    Location:
    IL
    Hot and Sane
     
  12. Mike RIP Frankie

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2010
    Messages:
    33,659
    Likes Received:
    5,611
    Location:
    Don't Give Up!
    This isn't normal crazy chick crazy tho. He specified this bitch would be trying to kill you and eat you and shit.
     
  13. Da Speeit Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2010
    Messages:
    86,193
    Likes Received:
    3,122
    Location:
    In bed with your bitch, watching game of thrones,
    I know.
     
  14. mb23100 Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2012
    Messages:
    23,826
    Likes Received:
    3,990
    Hot and sane easy. Having her illiterate is a bonus. She can't read my texts to other women that way

    <seedat>
     
  15. TheWorm Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2015
    Messages:
    13,528
    Likes Received:
    2,608
    Location:
    The top soil in your garden.
    Hot and smart

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Tone C Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2005
    Messages:
    14,936
    Likes Received:
    2,151
    Location:
    Over the Rainbow..
    First thought was at least make the thread semi believable....

    I'll go with smart and sane. Always wanted to see what that was like...
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2018
  17. Tone C Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2005
    Messages:
    14,936
    Likes Received:
    2,151
    Location:
    Over the Rainbow..
    You get the week before she's a nightmare, the week during she's a nightmare and the week after she's recovering and a nightmare...1 week in four she's an angel and you don't know what the fuck you've done...
     
  18. Mike RIP Frankie

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2010
    Messages:
    33,659
    Likes Received:
    5,611
    Location:
    Don't Give Up!
    <mma4>
     
  19. DeepCover Brown Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2005
    Messages:
    4,990
    Likes Received:
    57
    Hot and smart. If she’s funny, that’s a huge bonus. I don’t expect sanity and wouldn’t even know what to do with said unicorn.
     
  20. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2015
    Messages:
    13,550
    Likes Received:
    236
    I’m refusing to settle, so I reject ur thread of magic genies :hmph

    ~rabbits forever~
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.