Your current/next girlfriend/wife can only be 2 out of those 3 traits? Why? Because magic or some shit. If you pick hot, she's instantly a 10 on your personal scale. If you pick smart, she instantly becomes super smart and she always gives you stimulating conversation. If you pick sane, she's sane. If you don't pick hot, she becomes ugly as sin. I'm talking Boise 1 here. Nothing can change her looks. No plastic surgery or magic. If you don't pick smart, she becomes borderline retarded. She's illiterate, can barely do 1st grade math and she will never fail to amaze you with the dumb stuff she says. If you don't pick sane, she becomes violently crazy. There's a good chance she'll kill you in your sleep and possibly even eat you. Even during sex, there is a good chance she'll try to eat you. Which two do you pick?