On why it is a bad idea to annoy a bouncer a head taller than you

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  1. JadeOwl Brown Belt

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  2. Thai Domi Silver Belt

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    Slapped him to sleep; kind of him.
     
  3. ralphus1 Extremely stable genius

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    One hit wasn't enough, needed a 2nd.
     
  4. JadeOwl Brown Belt

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    First one wasn’t a hit though, just a shove.

    Dude should’ve taken the hint when that was enough to send him clear across the alley.
     
  5. andnowweknow I heard Trump lost

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    Dude was trashed. Not sure he was picking up normal cues he otherwise soberly would have. Bouncer was fine and the guy would have woken up a little sore, nothing more. All good.
     
  6. TP4iR Slow Belt

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    Much rather eat a punch, getting slapped is just humiliating
     
  7. Bowel-forged Stool Manlet belt Platinum Member

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    Pathetic lack of chin!
     
  8. JimmyFresno Banned Banned

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    Saw this earlier, with my Wife, who is a Bouncer. She works with giant men: 6'5, over 250lbs.

    Inevitably, some drunk midget, like the guy in this video will try something with the guys, when they've had too many. This exact scenario has been played out so many times, it's not funny.

    One of the last times, the little guy was a Corrections Officer. As he was still reeling back from a one-handed shove from the biggest Bouncer in there, a 300lbs man who is strong as Hell without any training, the guy starts yelling, "I'm a C.O. bro!"

    His drinking buddies promptly saved his ass from really getting hurt lol
     
  9. Abazzdeboom Legend in the making

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    Just his way of dancing deserved that
     
  10. Madmick Zugzwang Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Holy shit, I laughed so hard.
     
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    I'd love that slap sound as my text alert noise.
     
  12. lifelessheap Gold Belt

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    125 pounds vs 280. LoL
     
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    Just needs an assistant bouncer saying “tell ‘em powder”
     
  15. Limbo Pete Fake History Man

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    I mean, just look at the size of him lol
     
  16. spin Gold Belt

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    as opposed the rest of the totally not humiliating parts of that exchange?
     
  17. asdffdsa Brown Belt

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    I fuckin knew a slap would KO him.
     
  18. Ultra O’Dia Black Belt

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    He isn’t unconscious, though. His cornerman is in the gutter giving him advice.
     
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    Send the guy flying with just one arm, then KOed him with a slap <{dayum}>
     
  20. Shoemaker ****BOILERPLATE**** Platinum Member

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    Got manhandled and then slapped so hard he tried to crawl into the sewer, to live forever in shame.
     

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