News On the Day of His Retirement Jon Jones Charged with Fleeing the Scene of an Accident in Albuquerque, NM (Update W/ Cam Footage).

[TITS]

You are correct, but it turns out most people who do really dumb shit are typically dumb and fail to outsmart their phone. Look at the Idaho murders. Dude turned off his phone like 40mkn before and 40min after the crimes. Or some people wl leave their phone at home and instead of saying they were asleep all night and their phone never moved they check it before leaving and as soon as they get back creating a perfect time line.


Turns out criminals are usually stupid.

People like Jon are also too stupid to get one of those $10 flip phones from Walmart and buy the refill cards with cash. So every time he fucks up he can destroy it and get a new one. But he'd probably find a way to get busted with a burner phone too.

 

[MrShady]

Jon Jones needs Jesus

 

[TITS]

Bruh you've heard Jon's voice. It's unmistakable if you watch the video.

I disagree. That was obviously the legendary jazz DJ "Sweet" Al Monte.

 

[tank666]

Can't help but feel like this is just another unnecessary, racially motivated attack on the successful black men of America.

Both him and Platinum Perry are always the victims for every tiny indiscretion.

 

[tank666]

I'm sure it's been asked already but why doesn't Jones with all his money get a taxi, an uber or even a part time chauffeur?

Just dumb.

 

[mkess101]

I know you're joking, but the maximum penalty is a $300 fine and 90 days in jail, which wouldn't have even come close to interfering with a Jones/Aspinall fight.

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When Jon was saying he needed 6 months he already had a 3 month stint in the clink baked in LOL.

 

[wrb]

Jones just needs to stop drinking man

Theres some people who drink / do substances and just ruin their lives, commit crimes, do the most heinous shit

Almost like they’re possessed

Some people just have to cut it out of their lives entirely, otherwise they’ll continue to be haunted by this black cloud where anything can happen.

All of Jon’s biggest fuck ups involved alcohol.



I can relate to a degree, nowhere near Jon’s level. I don’t commit crimes, or do anything that would harm others while under the influence, but there’s moments where I drink too much / to the point where I’m blackout drunk and so much stupid, unnecessary shit happens. Unless I can control it fully(which I’m way better at today) alcohol isn’t good for me. Been like that since I was in high school, just chaotic unpredictable energy.


I think that’s Jones as well, but multiple fold. Hes naturally a chaotic person in general, alcohol is an amplifier, so it will only bring out that shadow side more in unpredictable ways.

This is very true. It affects every one differently, its bananas. I don't get like Jon but I still need to quit as eventually it hits the organs hard.

 

[wrb]

People like Jon are also too stupid to get one of those $10 flip phones from Walmart and buy the refill cards with cash. So every time he fucks up he can destroy it and get a new one. But he'd probably find a way to get busted with a burner phone too.

Can you still buy burners in the US with cash?!

 

[TrueBias]

Lol what? Isn't he charged with a misdemeanor? Dude was on camera beating their wife and Dana was like nah man it's cool. Here is a title shot.

Nah, hes been a public fuck up for a while and held up the hw division. Conor is a fuck up too and ufcs biggest money maker isnt fighting.

Jones is out of business. Too much of an ugly image for the brand.

What's the alternative? Hes not fighting anyway and said hes retired. So ufc resigns a contract with a repetitive loser? It's a bad look.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

You're a fan of a sport that attracts psychos. What do you expect?

You're onto something here. I mean considering what these guys do for a living it's not surprising when they fuck up like this, keeps happening. For every Whittaker and Stephen Thompson there are Jones, War Machine, Alex Emelianenko and the rest.

 

[560ti]

You are correct, but it turns out most people who do really dumb shit are typically dumb and fail to outsmart their phone. Look at the Idaho murders. Dude turned off his phone like 40mkn before and 40min after the crimes. Or some people wl leave their phone at home and instead of saying they were asleep all night and their phone never moved they check it before leaving and as soon as they get back creating a perfect time line.


Turns out criminals are usually stupid.

Reminds me of the classic true story where the criminal fills out a resume at the business trying to act normal and then robs the place catching them by surprise. Turns out he put his real address on the resume so the police just go a few blocks down the road and arrest him.

 

[TrueBias]

hes retired
the best and hardest resume
love him or hate him
his resume is lightyears above everyone else


im sorry im not interested in his life outside mma like you do

Honestly, I'm with you. But not being "interested" is admitting that that his life is why we dont see him perform. Hes a constant fuckup, whom doesnt show up to work, WORK that you and I admire.

Think this is over now that hes "retired?"

 

[Teh Clint]

Judge Cecil Peoples scored the incident 50-44 in favor of Jones.

And still...

 

[jsbx45]

Let’s recap the facts of the matter so your mark ass can understand the favor Jones did the UFC and Assinall. Assinall was an absolute NOBODY before his name was attached to a Jones fight. He never headlined a PPV. He had zero casual fans saying his name. Jones not taking the fight means all casuals can now talk about him as the big scary man Jones ducked and now he has traction when before he had not a fucking thing. The truth is now this means you can jump off the Jones meat wagon and onto your new hero right? Wrong. You lazy ass marks can’t even hop off the Jones wagon long enough to make Assinall your hero. You just want to talk about a retired gay man that moved up a division pushing 40 when he says no more. As a fan o Jones fights we saw the writing on the wall when he was barely fighting. Dude has been one foot out the door a very long time. You being the mark you are will now talk about him more than any fan of his fights does. All the while ducking all facts of how dumb you sound. Quack quack. Personally I think you are more like Jones than the people that enjoy his fights. You’re fake. You don’t mean what you say. Most of you stay typing out graphically gay imagesfrom your imagination, and you need Jones as much as he loves your attention. Basically you’re his truest fan and you act like him

Um. I can see you're a troubled individual so I'll keep this short. Jones is a cheat, a felon, a Serial drug abuser and his last scrape with the law is a good one. Quite TMZ worthy. Good riddance.

 

[VAfan]

Let’s recap the facts of the matter so your mark ass can understand the favor Jones did the UFC and Assinall. Assinall was an absolute NOBODY before his name was attached to a Jones fight.

i find it baffling that aspinall already has haters. AFAIK he has yet to say anything inflammatory or set a single foot forward wrong. then again, GSP had a legion of haters as well.

 

[JBJ was here]

Jon Jones needs Jesus

Why are you assuming that his drug dealer is hispanic?

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Lol, let em have his fun. I'm just ecstatic Luffy's finally banned.

Did they finally ban him??

 

[Fedorgasm]

Jones just needs to stop drinking man

Theres some people who drink / do substances and just ruin their lives, commit crimes, do the most heinous shit

Almost like they’re possessed

Some people just have to cut it out of their lives entirely, otherwise they’ll continue to be haunted by this black cloud where anything can happen.

All of Jon’s biggest fuck ups involved alcohol.



I can relate to a degree, nowhere near Jon’s level. I don’t commit crimes, or do anything that would harm others while under the influence, but there’s moments where I drink too much / to the point where I’m blackout drunk and so much stupid, unnecessary shit happens. Unless I can control it fully(which I’m way better at today) alcohol isn’t good for me. Been like that since I was in high school, just chaotic unpredictable energy.


I think that’s Jones as well, but multiple fold. Hes naturally a chaotic person in general, alcohol is an amplifier, so it will only bring out that shadow side more in unpredictable ways.

I don't think we can blame the alcohol.

There are tons of alcoholics that don't do the kind of shit he does.

I think in his case he really is a piece of shit, and when he's sober he hides it better. But when he drinks it all comes out in the open.

He can crash some poor skank's car, he can expect her to take the fall for it, he can threaten to kill her if she doesn't, because he's Jon fucking Jones. That's how he thinks all the time.

 

[TaxCutz]

Thug, drug addict, cheater, dirty fighter, obviously racist based on his own words...his ruined wife/baby momma should take her half of the money and bail with the kids already. She's gotta be embarrassed beyond belief and tired of his addiction issues and overall thuggery.

 

[Equinox Shadow]

Within two years of retirement, Jon Jones will end up being your cell mate. He is headed for self destruction. Without MMA fighting to release his rage, he will have to resort to making you his cell mate love muffin.

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