OMF there's now a machine to open jars for us - we are @#@#% as a species

[CoolB]

No machine needed. Hold the lid under hot water and tap it lightly around the rim with the back of a knife edge. Opens every time.

 

[SRN]

WTF!!!

THE BEAST!!!

That flashy light reminds me of the robot from Captain Power!

We're doomed man!

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I don't need your shitty plastic robot

 

[punky brewster]

BTW @Clippy have you seen this?

Check out that thigh gap! That cyborg is hot.

 

[ssBaldy]

Watch the video

There is a fucking super muscle bound man in a wife beater who needs toy robot assistance with a jar

legits

what do you want from a TV Shop commercial?
Yeah that guy could crush that jar with his butt if he wanted. But he wants to get paid for the ad you know.

 

[SRN]

Check out that thigh gap! That cyborg is hot.

 

[moreorless87]

Well that's about it for men, we had a good run.

 

[ralphc1]

Those have been around for a long time. Here's a video for a "One Touch" that was posted 8 years ago that looks almost exactly the same.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Well brothels for sex dolls are a thing. So . . .

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

just use a bottle opener.. Side note I thought of a new machine the other day... it would play disk that have movies on them. it hooks into a tv.. thats all the details im willing to share

 

[Otto!]

Cool for those with arthritis.