Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by JoeyJoeJoeJr, Nov 19, 2020.
Red sky in morn, sailor be warned
Red sky at night, sailors delight
Its shepherd's delight where I'm from
Sunny Delight where i come from
“Corn Pop was a bad dude”
"Your argument has more holes in it than Julius Caesar"
I didn't even read that properly lol
When in doubt, whip it out.
God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
"You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first."
"Can't never did anything."
"It's far better to remain quiet and be thought an idiot than to hastily open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Spare the rod, spoil the child
You sound poor.
A bird in the hand is worth two in her bush
Quicker than a cat can lick his ass!
Don't suck eggs and chase rats.
Don't stick yo dick in crazy!
Beware, don't be lazy!
As a sailor, I can tell you I’ve never heard of this saying...
I wish I’d heeded that advice MUCH earlier in life. There should be a life skills class in high school with this as required course material.
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