Old Timey Sayings

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  1. JoeyJoeJoeJr Black Belt

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    Red sky in morn, sailor be warned
    Red sky at night, sailors delight
     
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  2. Rimbaud82 Black Belt

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    Its shepherd's delight where I'm from
     
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    Sunny Delight where i come from
     
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    “Corn Pop was a bad dude”
     
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    "Your argument has more holes in it than Julius Caesar"
     
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  6. flashNsmash when it rains...

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    *red
     
  7. Rimbaud82 Black Belt

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    I didn't even read that properly lol
     
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    When in doubt, whip it out.
     
  9. whippersnapper Orange Belt

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    God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
     
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    "You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first."

    "Can't never did anything."

    "It's far better to remain quiet and be thought an idiot than to hastily open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
     
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    If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
     
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  12. whippersnapper Orange Belt

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    Spare the rod, spoil the child
     
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    You sound poor.
     
  14. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    A bird in the hand is worth two in her bush
     
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    Quicker than a cat can lick his ass!
     
  16. Mean Farmer The next size up. Banned

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    Don't suck eggs and chase rats.
     
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    Thanks, Obama!
    Yo mama!
     
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    Don't stick yo dick in crazy!
    Beware, don't be lazy!
     
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  19. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    As a sailor, I can tell you I’ve never heard of this saying...
     
  20. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    I wish I’d heeded that advice MUCH earlier in life. There should be a life skills class in high school with this as required course material.
     
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