Old Timey Sayings

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Red sky in morn, sailor be warned
Red sky at night, sailors delight

 

[Rimbaud82]

Its shepherd's delight where I'm from

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

Its shepherd's delight where I'm from

Sunny Delight where i come from

 

[Gunny]

“Corn Pop was a bad dude”

 

[Hellowhosthat]

"Your argument has more holes in it than Julius Caesar"

 

[flashNsmash]

Blue sky in morn, sailor be warned
Blue sky at night, sailors delight

*red

 

[Rimbaud82]

*red

I didn't even read that properly lol

 

[Goon Dog]

When in doubt, whip it out.

 

[whippersnapper]

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

 

[Ichibanner]

"You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first."

"Can't never did anything."

"It's far better to remain quiet and be thought an idiot than to hastily open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

 

[whippersnapper]

If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

 

[whippersnapper]

Spare the rod, spoil the child

 

[fungi]

You sound poor.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

A bird in the hand is worth two in her bush

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Quicker than a cat can lick his ass!

 

[Mean Farmer]

Don't suck eggs and chase rats.

 

[fungi]

Thanks, Obama!
Yo mama!

 

[fungi]

Don't stick yo dick in crazy!
Beware, don't be lazy!

 

[Jack&Cat]

Blue sky in morn, sailor be warned
Blue sky at night, sailors delight

As a sailor, I can tell you I’ve never heard of this saying...

 

[Jack&Cat]

Don't stick yo dick in crazy!
Beware, don't be lazy!

I wish I’d heeded that advice MUCH earlier in life. There should be a life skills class in high school with this as required course material.