Old Man on Stool Tougher than Cowboy?

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  1. ThunderL1ps Red Belt

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    Old Man takes punch from Conor, not even knocked off his stool.

    Cowboy knocked loopy by shoulder bumps.

    Old Man on stool missed his calling?
     
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    Old man was fairly drunk and didnt eat a head kick.
     
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    Being drunk gave him powers of invincibility?

    And you're right, no kick. I guess that makes him tougher than Jose Aldo if we're comparing apples to apples (punches).
     
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    Old man didn't had a broken nose and years of fighting like Cowboy. so in that sense, he was more healthier than Cowboy.
     
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    Conor should try shoulder bumping old drunks at the bar next time
     
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    While this thread is stupid as fuck.. it made me laugh.
     
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    I've heard of hands being registered as lethal weapons, but .......shoulders?
     
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    I laughed, 7/10.
     
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    Old man on stools fight history is shrouded in secrecy. Maybe he was some tenacious street fighter 40 years ago.
     
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    How do you know?
     
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    Old geezers at pubs have that toughness from being beaten up by life.
     
  13. ColombianFist "Might After Throw an Imanari"

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    Didn't you saw the pic ESPN made about Cowboy's injuries? It shows Cowboy's nose was broken during the Tony fight. Add that he didn't took time to heal and years of constant fighting with NO DAMN REST, make Cowboy a very vulnerable fighter. The fact like i said several times tonight, that cowboy got hurt by shoulder strikes means he wasn't 100% healed of his nose.

    And i don't think the old man in a stool had that much damage.
     
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    Mma math dictates that the old man > Cerrone
     
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    conor spared the old mans life
     
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    If some company had their wits about them, they'd have signed Old Man on the Stool to be the face of an Irish whisky called "Conor Proof" or something to that effect.
     
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    MMA math is bullshit. Styles makes fights.
     
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    Beginner’s mistake, mma math is pretty waterproof
     
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    Cerrone tends to fold when it doesn't go his way. See his fight against Till and RDA. He seems to just straight up give up.
     
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    Old man to Cerrone:

    *Irish Accenr*

    "you're a PUSSY"
     

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