Okay I have to bring this up...

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  1. Drake

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    But has anyone else been curious as to what the fuck has been going on with Jake Ellenberger's "beard" for the last week or so?? :p :p

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  2. Essie

    Essie fuck Platinum Member

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    It looks like he's trying to steal a certain someone's style. I think thin, somewhat patchy beards are in or something. It seems like it worked tonight!
     
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  3. Fraser B

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    Mine grows something like that actually lol. That's why I shave every day or 2 days. Actually at 2nd glance, mine isn't as bad as his.
     
  4. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    Best beard I've seen...ever
     
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    Jkaylor Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    AIDS /thread. You're welcome
     
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  6. Drake

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    Prove it.
     
  7. Me&MrJones

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    He won get over it!
     
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  8. Fox by the Sea

    Fox by the Sea Lighthouse keeper Platinum Member

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    ballsaque style.
     
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  9. Glenbuterol

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    Maybe he has alopecia
     
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  10. Fraser B

    Fraser B Banned Banned

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    I knew you were going to say that. I've been thinking about it, even before you made this thread.
     
  11. Drake

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  12. Buster C

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    New age matrix-esque is his patchy beard, Joe.

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  13. TheRuthlessOne

    TheRuthlessOne Violence Belt Yellow Card

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    looks like someone shaved half his mustache while he was sleeping
     
  14. Drake

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    Yet he never noticed it & no one told him, lol.
     
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    It takes the focus off his ears
     
  16. TheRuthlessOne

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    Maybe he thought he wasn't going to make weight so he just stared shaving shit off
     
  17. Drake

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  18. Hans Gercmiov

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    Looks like he had a batch of dope blow up on him.
     
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    That's actually better than anything I could grow. Which is why I don't grow a beard. Unless I get really lazy. Then I just resign myself to looking bad.
     
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    Homeless Infant confirmed to be Ariel Helwani :)

    Nah but that does look kinda weird
     
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