Oh thank god, Disney is going to remake Bambi.

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  1. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    As a deer hunter, I'm looking forward to this ultra-realistic horrifying (to animal right activists) version of that ONE scene.



     
  2. weed ベルセルク

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  3. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    this has to be money laundering, because nobody gives a fuck
     
  4. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    Will Bambi's mom still die?
     
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  6. mjmj Red Belt

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    Sure, but they’ll spend the rest of the movie villainizing hunters. As a kid, I used to watch Disney hunting shows. Now look at the trash they spew, trying to pussify the next generation.
     
  7. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    Will Bambi be a gender neutral, asexual deer of color?

    If not, not interested.
     
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  8. clutchCAT420 Red Belt

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    Cast the Rock as Bambi. Then ill watch...
     
  9. mrsenor Black Belt

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    transgendered?
     
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    Bambi shot first? The hunter shot second?
     
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  12. Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid

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    Thumper will be trans.
     
  13. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    And muslim.

    And gay.
     
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    Please have Joe Rogan kill Bambys mom
     
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    Thumphim.
     
  16. Bald1 War Room Can

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    I can't wait until they remake this version.

     
  17. Ezekiel 25:17 Purple Belt

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    What movie is NOT getting remade at this point.

    Have they just totally given up on original stories at this point?
     
  18. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    These live action remakes are just a license to print money with no creativity. They'll go through the entire library, at least until these things stop making a billion dollars.
     
  19. Osculater Red Belt

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    I hope adult Bambi impales and mauls a bunch of deer hunters before going out as a legendary warrior
     
  20. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    A transgendered ebony dear as Bambi

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    They and Them the gender neutral lesbian Candian snow owls..

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    Petunia the lovable, but oppressed African American Skunk

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    Thumper the Muslim Rabbit

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    and Bambi's enemy/antagonist Ronno played by the over privileged American albino buck

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    Black Petunia wood get it hard
     

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