Official Stipe Miocic Haiku Thread

[jeff7b9]

Big motherfucker
punched that fat man in the face
and it's alllllllll over

 

[degoj99]

Maldonado dead
Wanderlei running away
Brazil cries itself to sleep

 

[degoj99]

Big motherfucker
punched that fat man in the face
and it's alllllllll over

This is by far the best one. Props.