Official Stipe Miocic Haiku Thread

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  1. six30two

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    Stipe Miocic
    Croatian striking phenom
    Please beat Flabio

    ~six30two 2014
     
  2. Jamoke

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    Haiku? I ain't no ***, might write him a county song, doe. *spits on a scorpion*
     
  3. waldywaldy

    waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    Stipe Miocic
    Overrated boxing
    Fabio kills him
     
  4. thomm030

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    I glance in the distance
    My fists are ready
    The currency is blood
     
  5. MigitAs

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    stipe miocic
    what is a haiku again?
    bring us blood fabio
     
  6. AndreDGiant4eva

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    Liked this one's idea, but here it is with the right syllables:
    Glance in the distance
    My fists clenched for battle where
    Blood is currency

    Here's mine:
    Human punching bag
    Hoping to start a brawl here
    Don't let him Stipe
     
  7. Jamoke

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    Wheely? [​IMG]
     
  8. Gorkle

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    No fuck you OP
    I will not write a haiku
    About Miocic
     
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    Fabio Maldonado believed his DNA strands were tatooed into the meaning of the universe.
    They weren't.
    Miocic by TKO R2.
     
  10. Degen Gambler

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    Fabio smells blood
    it's his but he doesn't care
    War Brawldanado!
     
  11. MajJ

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    LOL this is the best haiku!
     
  12. thomm030

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    Can't say that I'm a haiku expert ;)
     
  13. Y0cc3

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    Covered in blood,
    damaged skull,
    wake up Fabio!
     
  14. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    Stipe Miocic
    is not a real Croatian.
    Euros be desperate.
     
  15. 22k

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    fap fap fap fap fap
    fap fap Sexyama fap
    fap fap fap fap fwap
     
  16. Y0cc3

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    Fap fap fappedy fap,
    fapeti fap Sexyama fap,
    did Croatian kill Fabio?
     
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    Desire for blood
    Unanimous decision
    By way of lay and pray
     
  18. Y0cc3

    Y0cc3 Blue Belt

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    Desire for blood,
    Machida very fast,
    vroom vroom.
     
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  20. luckyshot

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    1994 just called
    Just Bleed Guys wants his fights back
    I guess weight class matters
     

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