Official Crown Jewel thread of spitefulness

[deezy]

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THURSDAY, OCT 21
1 PM ET / 10 AM PT / 6 PM UK​

CONFIRMED CARD
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UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP​

Big E (c) vs. Drew McIntyre

SMACKDOWN WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - TRIPLE THREAT​

Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair vs. Sasha Banks

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLES​

RKBro (c) vs. AJ Styles & Omos

NO HOLDS BARRED​

Goldberg vs. Bobby Lashley

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Rules
1. Eat a dick Wario
2. read first rule

Mascots

Theme

Sticky it or not idc.​

 

[BEAST]

There need to be some guillotine finishes

 

[deezy]

Live stoning would bring in monster views.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

It looks like a really good card.

Too bad it's in front of a bunch of evil Saudi fucks.

They don't make for a good audience.

 

[BEAST]

It looks like a really good card.

Too bad it's in front of a bunch of evil Saudi fucks.

They don't make for a good audience.

It's like the corporate seats for a Maple Leaf game.

 

[lakersfan45]

U left off edge vs rollins

 

[deezy]

U left off edge vs rollins

Wasn't on the site I copied this from.

Spent more time looking for Middle Eastern girls for the mascots.

The mascots are the most important part of the OPs.

 

[deezy]

 

[deezy]

Bobby should've put Goldberg's kid in the hospital, and Goldberg challenges him to a No Holds Barred match...but they wrestle in an Octagon ring like the movie of the same name.

 

[deezy]

 

[deezy]

Usos are over in Riyadh.

 

[deezy]

Just saw the Red cell

Hate that lobster cage.

 

[deezy]

I do hope we get another tourist ad for Saudi Arabia....maximum

 

[CrippleWerk]

They're starting with HIAC ...

 

[deezy]

This video package will probably be better than the match.

Because kendo sticks, chairs and table spots are more played out than superkicks.

 

[deezy]

The heel wearing the Saudi colors

Man trying to pop the crowd or something?

 

[CrippleWerk]

The announcers said something about how they're in a place that bring out of the best in people ...

 

[Gio]

I can put this on the sticky threads for the Crown Jewel event if you guys want.

 

[deezy]

Wonder if this country has an athletic commission and their policy on blood is.

 

[deezy]

I can put this on the sticky threads for the Crown Jewel event if you guys want.

I'd be much obliged.