I won.
I squatted 385 and quartered 405 today. I'll have the video up in a few hours, for judgment.
Deadlift - 415
Squat - 385
Total - 800
I'm much bigger than all you guys, so you should keep the contest going. You guys are all much stronger than I, I just had such a size advantage. Some of you guys with bodyweights around 160 are just fuckin' amazing.