***Official 2016 NBA Offseason Thread V 5.0 - Bern Gets Paid***

[RR]

Demarco cuzo fucking sucks

Lol. He's staying on what is essentially a party boat. He's going to be fucking worthless the whole time

 

[Gus Fring]

This USA team is full of bozos

 

[RR]

This USA team is full of bozos

Yep. They are pretty much unwatchable.

 

[Marce Porter]

Coach K is a fraud and a product of having teams full of 5-star recruits.

 

[Gus Fring]

Lol at team USAs sharpshooter "Klay Thompson without the 3 point shot"

 

[Gus Fring]

I blame Zika for this horrid roster

 

[INeedARemedy]

LOL at a close game against fuckin Serbia. Is Slobodan playing pg?

Also, Yao has gone from blocking shots to blocking ignorant bullshit

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/china/ex-nba-star-yao-ming-aims-wean-china-ivory-shark-n177496

Fuckin dope

 

[INeedARemedy]

Lol. He's staying on what is essentially a party boat. He's going to be fucking worthless the whole time

Lmao

 

[Revolver]

Durcant with hardenesque type defense

 

[RR]

LOL at a close game against fuckin Serbia. Is Slobodan playing pg?

Also, Yao has gone from blocking shots to blocking ignorant bullshit

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/china/ex-nba-star-yao-ming-aims-wean-china-ivory-shark-n177496

Fuckin dope

He will get a lot of help from Les Alexander (Rockets owner) on this. He's a huge animal rights activist and is really close with Yao

 

[Revolver]

Irving is going to have to bail out this roster full of chokers

 

[Gus Fring]

Turning this shit off. Get some errands done.

 

[Gus Fring]

 

[Marce Porter]

I blame Zika for this horrid roster

You've got a point, m8. 6 of the top 10 dudes in the NBA abstaining from the olympics.

 

[Gus Fring]

Arrive at barbershop at guess what's on tv?

 

[Ehrmantraut]

My dude Jokic is going apeshit haha

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Greatest Olympian ever at his best here

 

[Gus Fring]

My dude Jokic is going apeshit haha

Carmelo kills Joke-itch and his Serbian goon friends. It's the Olympics 4th quarter.

 

[Gus Fring]

I mean melon

 

[RR]

You've got a point, m8. 6 of the top 10 dudes in the NBA abstaining from the olympics.

It's not only that. There's a lot of money out there right now. Guys aren't going to risk injury. The Paul George injury is in a lot of guys heads