Nowhere Fast or Anywhere Slow Edition

[EOW]

Eric Bailly got MOTM. What a fucking BRUTE he is

United's new signings hit the ground running

Wenger benches Jakka. ffs.

Praises the dark side, shits over Arsenal

 

[DangDaGawd]

Eric Bailly got MOTM. What a fucking BRUTE he is

United's new signings hit the ground running

Wenger benches Jakka. ffs.

Honestly, Arsenal's lineup today is one of the most depressing I've ever seen from them.

 

[Chules]

Shirt is a cock magnet. Two guys rolled up in car "yo what time we playing.. Where you watching"

Dunno m8s.

lmao

 

[Rawex]

Says the Real fan

 

[DangDaGawd]

Praises the dark side, shits over Arsenal

Can you blame him?

 

[Sexy]

Honestly, Arsenal's lineup today is one of the most depressing I've ever seen from them.

you're up very early brother.

 

[frenz]

Innnnnn. My friends fucked off and I'm en route to the next pub for match. COYG

 

[DangDaGawd]

you're up very early brother.

I know, I should go back to bed after seeing the shit side we're running out today.

 

[Sexy]

how do you properly pronounce Bailly's last name?

 

[Dr J]

3 goals for United. 3 points to start the Mourinho era. 2 assists from Martial. Goal from Capt. Zlatan.

Not a bad start to my Sunday.

 

[Dr J]

how do you properly pronounce Bailly's last name?

Bye-Eee

 

[Chules]

Honestly, Arsenal's lineup today is one of the most depressing I've ever seen from them.

Only thing that's changed is the shirt.

If Holding gets rekt, his confidence is done for too. Not his fault either.

I thought Oxlade, Cazorla and Xhaka would all start. They've looked great in pre-season.

Can you blame him?

Santi bless

 

[Chules]

oh and where's Joel?!?

 

[RR]

@RR @Peteyandjia @Lethal - sticky fred pls

gotcha

 

[Dr J]

How did Aguero earn more points than Zlatan this week?

Edit: I guess a MOTM bonus.

 

[Deffid]

oh and where's Joel?!?

#wengerout?

 

[frenz]

@Clear Winner

I'm in Forrest hill. I've been this pub was safe...... So far.. I am unconvinced

 

[frenz]

But the barmaid is a gooner as well so she's sorting me out

 

[BONES]

Lolllllll that twat Coquelin <<

I'm coming to Ldn nxt wk

Spoiler

 

[BONES]

In before Coquelin's red card

In before Coquelin giving a FK in a dangerous area which results in a goal

In before Coquelin being pressed on the ball, giving it away which results in a goal