Today at the gym I ran into this kid I went to college with. A real douchebag. He's one of those anything you can do I can do better assclowns. Now I never got along with him but was always too polite to tell him to fuck off. So he followed me around the whole time I was at the gym talking my ear off with nonsense. "Why are you squatting that low its not good for you?" "What your not going to do any curls?" Today I decided to work burpees into my routine (the pushup variety). Now I've never done them before and man they kicked my ass. I was literally panting after 2 sets of ten. Well Gregg being the douchebag that he is proceeds to tell me that I must be really out of shape if squat thrusts are hurting me that bad. So i told him if he could do 50 of them without stopping I would pay him 100$. The fucking assclown did about 25 or so, stops cause he was panting so hard and proceeded to turn and puke on a girl on one of the step up machines. I never laugh so hard in my entire life. I'm guessing I wont be seeing him around anymore. Ah karma mabye you do exist.