Nothing worse than trying to pass guard

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Chris Champion, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. Chris Champion

    Chris Champion Purple Belt

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    And the other dude lands a smelly fart right in your face. Fuck, I caught one tonight. It made my eyes water and he got me in a triangle because of it.

    It's a secret BJJ technique, I'm sure.
     
  2. b0b

    b0b Banned Banned

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    Better than some 6'3" 280lb overweight fat dude in a sweats that haven't been washed in 2 weeks that also reeks of cigarette smoke. I hate rolling with this dude, but half of the time, I am the second biggest guy there. (6' 200lbs)

    There is also a black dude that comes with some kind of activator in his hair. It stinks to high heaven and gets all over my hands and mat. Gets really slippery.
     
  3. VampireMonk

    VampireMonk Black Belt

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    ohhh gosh what you 2 described are nightmares.

    that is totally gross. I'd rather roll with a clean gay guy
    who I KNOW has a thing for me.
     
  4. LCDforMe

    LCDforMe Purple Belt

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    Last night, I was rolling and we were up against the wall in a weird posistion. We paused for probably 5 seconds so I let go of my guard, and started to scoot away from the wall...the guy passed my guard and put me in a kimura...It's kind of neat because I was trying to be nice and give him some room to work and he passes. Jackass.
     
  5. greasemonkey

    greasemonkey Banned Banned

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    You should have farted down his throat.
     
  6. Resendiz

    Resendiz Just glad to be able to train again.

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    id rather not roll with them at all
     
  7. b0b

    b0b Banned Banned

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    No choice sometimes.
     
  8. VampireMonk

    VampireMonk Black Belt

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    well as long as the gay guy doesn't molest me or worse,

    but its scary just to think of what he's thinking while we are rolling!

    but I'd rather deal with that any day over nasty stuff like fart heads,
    and dirty people.
     
  9. DeltaSigChi4

    DeltaSigChi4 Banned Banned

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    Sherdogger homophobia strikes yet another thread.

    E
     
  10. Soid

    Soid Renegade of Funk

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    Actually, I've not seen any Delta hate threads in a while.
     
  11. perfy

    perfy Blue Belt

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    Just make sure he's wearing a cup otherwise you won't like it when he tries to pass guard.
     
  12. phenomfan1529

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    lol
     
  13. scorcho

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    Wow, that is mean.
     
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    Hamit Aktas Amateur Fighter

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    I actually once got heelhooked because the guy I ws rolling with farted and I could'nt stop laughing so he just went straight for the sub.
     
  16. HeyHEys

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    yah when someone fart the fight should be stopped
     
  17. VampireMonk

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    you calling me homophobic??

    I don't see how I am!
     
  18. VampireMonk

    VampireMonk Black Belt

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    please wear a cup, I dont want to feel any genitalia and if I feel a stiffy I think I will
    want to cry!!!
     

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