Social ***Not a Drill*** I need medial advice

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

So i found a female deer tick on the back of my balls, not a joke its not funny and im upset i only put my cell phone dow there because last 2 days my balls kind of like didnt feel right if i touched the back of my bag like it was tender? not sore but like concerning enought o take the celly out after my shower and examine it and i saw a little black spot and wa like fiiiiicccckkkk is tyhat cancer!??!?!? and i felt sick but iw alked into ym bedrooma dna sked my gf ot look and she said at what the black spot and i was like yeah am id ying? and she looked closer with the ptone and the light and it was a tick not cancer so i was relieved then i panicked becaus ei realized i need to now get it out witht eh head intact which involve ripping it off my bag and i did that coreclty so now its ina bag and now i need the advice is it is i do i go to the walk in clininc and rick the rona or so i deal with the lyme or so i do nothing i cont see like a ring or anything and most likely its been over 48 hours but do all of them have lymes disease or maybe i haveit ahhh i dont know what od odo do i go or not!?!?!? it wa on my balls ?L*

 

[Sakurabaism]

That's a weird ass fetish you got there bro.

 

[Estemachine]

I just wanted to point out that I know this is serious because you managed to spell almost everything right.

 

[Cajun]

Stop fucking deer and you will likely prevent this problem...

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

no should i fo or not!?

 

[Tone C]

Wait......



You have a gf?

 

[Chuck Ragnar]

Learn to type engrish

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Wait......



You have a gf?

finacee actuallky she gets mad if i say gf

 

[scorpipede]

Stop fucking deer and you will likely prevent this problem...

Don't kink shame bro!

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

im syrtaight up noty having a good time rn

 

[faustian]

TS wasn't your old avatar something about you having some kind of skin parasite? You are one disgusting bastard lol

 

[scorpipede]

finacee actuallky she gets mad if i say gf

The Lyme has clearly spread to your brain already. No sense in fighting it. Just coast.

 

[BFoe]

im syrtaight up noty having a good time rn

This option may be better than ripping the tick out of your balls with tweezers. Try this:
https://www.mdedge.com/familymedicine/article/99203/infectious-diseases/liquid-soap-remove-tick

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

 

[Clippy]

I never wear clothes in the woods so this thread is really scary

 

[Strychnine]

I got bitten by a tick (after my dog ran through some high weeds) on the back of my neck. I got it right after it bit me (it stung a tad) and put it in an old pill bottle.

I called my local health dept. and they told me to bring it in so they could send it off for testing. I brought it in, they said that I got it just as it bit me because it didn't get a blood-meal. It didn't have lupus or anything either. They told me to make sure that if a bull's-eye developed, go to the Dr.

They told me to wipe it down with 70% isopropyl alcohol.

That might sting your groinal-sack region.

 

[IloveTHIS]

finacee actuallky she gets mad if i say gf

dump her

 

[scorpipede]

I got bitten by a tick (after my dog ran through some high weeds) on the back of my neck. I got it right after it bit me (it stung a tad) and put it in an old pill bottle.

I called my local health dept. and they told me to bring it in so they could send it off for testing. I brought it in, they said that I got it just as it bit me because it didn't get a blood-meal. It didn't have lupus or anything either. They told me to make sure that if a bull's-eye developed, go to the Dr.

They told me to wipe it down with 70% isopropyl alcohol.

That might sting your groinal-sack region.

I was cleaning up one day and picked up a grape off the rug. Then the legs came out. Tasted fine though.

 

[Fla graplr]

Have a friend suck the venom out.

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Pretty insane the things people turn to Sherdog for