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Nose size and not WRIST size shows punching power

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  1. Rudeboyben84 Purple Belt

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    I am a scientist ( currently working on time travel), both previous articles are wrong. ALL big punchers have a wide nose, David Tua, Mike Tyson, George Foreman... notice anything in common?

    You see Scientists think a wide nose allows you to breath in more air when punching giving you more power.

    Really I think these articles saying they have discovered the secret to punching power or chin/punch resistance (having a thick neck, being samoan) might not be telling the truth seeing as there is no univerally accepted proof of what makes someone heavy handed or what makes someone have a good chin.
     
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    Heh, heh, heh.

    Smart ass.
     
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    Thanks for clarifying absolutly nothing
     
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    So you are saying that Brendan Schaub is not shutting down the HW division with his tremendous knockout power?

    Ok.
     
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    Forgot about Schaub. My brain shut down
     
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    This thread has potential
     
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    Only a matter of time before jews topple the mma and boxing scene.

    i predict a reform of weight classes in favor of nostril circumference classes.

    #arielHelwaniOpenWeightChampion2015
     
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    I have a oversized middle toe on my left foot. Must be dat Cro Cop power...
     
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    Fedor says hi.

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    (I approve of this thread)
     
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    And those who get hit in the nose often by those with great punching power also have wide noses
     
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    He only KO
     
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    Conclusion : Big Nose = Black Skin = Punching Power

    Assumption : White people with big noses are really black men wearing white make-up with punching power.
     
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    Prepare for ban TS
     
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    ((length x diameter) + weight/girth) / yaw 2 = punching power
     
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    I heard they also have a baseball bat between their legs to give them more torque on their hips for bigger punches.
     
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    your standard for what is funny interests me.



    whats your take on childrens funerals?
     

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