Nonsense thread - Jon Jones tested positive due to RAD.

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  1. james31

    james31 Banned Banned

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    Jon Jones suffers from whats called RAD, otherwise known as Reactive airway disease, as one of Jones teammates, i can confirm this. His doctor for years has prescribed him Advair Diskus (an inhaler), which helps him breathe during the late spring and summer months here in Minnesota when he has episodes. This drug is classified as Beta-2 Agonists. So this is why he got popped by USADA.
    It’s really just a formality though, because he should of been give a TUE just like people do who have ADHD and take Adderall that fight in the UFC, or other pain killers for injuries. He passed the other 7 tests and was not using any GH or Anabolic agents of any kind which everyone is assuming.

    We're looking forward to Jon Jones being fully reinstated and will look to headline the New York card against Daniel Cormier.

    -kenflo
     
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    Jones suffers from being ridiculously fucking stupid.
     
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  5. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Legit lol
     
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    footodors Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I believe you
     
  8. cpirish

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    TS got to the bottom of this.
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Why would someone who takes adderall get a testosterone use exemption?
     
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    Is this the same guy that posted this weeks ago?
     
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    west42 Brown Belt

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    As the cousin of the woman whose husband does maintenance at ts's gym, I can confirm he's legit.
     
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    DIABOLUS Banned Banned

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    I love how there's ALWAYS this roundabout, weird explanation featuring some previously-undisclosed medication the fighter has always been taking for years and years. It couldn't possibly be steroids. Of course not.
     
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  13. Screw that noise
     
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    I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation. Thank you, teammate of Jon Jones.
     
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    Jkaylor Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Isn't this the same reason Brock got popped? Inhaler right? It's a messed up day when usada won't even let these gentlemen BREATHE without ruining their lives. Fuck you novitsky
     
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    those inhalers are notorious for blocking estrogen.
     
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    Jon Jones was in Fallout and got Rads?
     
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    Minnesota is pretty RAD
     
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    ...and for clomiphene
     

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