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  1. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    I've racked up a lot of posts here in Sherdog. I've been doing a lot of writing, drawing and computer graphics work over the last few years and sometimes posting here was the only thing that kept me sane. I'd put down my brushes and argue with someone in WR when I needed a break or I'd get frustrated at a writing project and come into the Mayberry and post an amazing story about Florida Man dressing as a drag queen attacking someone with tiki torches and then running for mayor. Or the butthole tickler who was arrested with an amazing graphic on the news.

    Sometimes in looooong video FX rendering sessions I'd do a bunch of calisthenics to fill the time (or I would have kettlebells at work to GTG all day). Mostly, though, I'd spend the hours reading fascinating articles online and then sharing them here. Sherdog is great.

    BUT all good things must come to an end (and if you see me on here posting you should yell at me to get back to work) because I just got a publishing deal and am launching a multimedia company. I want to say I'm over-the-moon with exuberance, but the truth is this is just the beginning of me busting my ass because I've got a LOOOOOOONG journey ahead of me to get this stuff done.

    I wish I could name all my favourite people who post here, but there are too many. You guys are amazing and crack me right the fuck up. I'll still be checking in from time to time, but pretty much the only way you guys will see me back here regularly again is if I fail at life. lol

    Best of luck to you all!
     
  2. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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    Post porn bro...commit to success.

    We only have 50, or so members here that live by the Mayberry code (I'm not one), so you will be missed.
     
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  3. sh1tehawke Purple Belt

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    Good for you bud.
     
  4. THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    If you don't account suicide you will just come back and get sucked in.

    Post the porn bro.
     
  5. Horse Style Gold Belt

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    You can't quit us, bro. You'll be back.

    I hope you'll be back. We need your threads to counteract the 26 threads @TidWell makes per day
     
  6. NakamuraNutShot Trumptastic Voyage Banned

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    How do you plan to deal with your right-wing co-workers/subordinates?
     
  7. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    You will be back. They always come back.
     
  8. punky brewster Red Belt

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    Congratulations. Now that you've made the big time, can I come live in the guest room of your mansion? I can even ghostwrite sherdog account posts for you.
     
  9. Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    bro story cool
     
  11. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    I stopped posting here too
     
  12. tonysmasseuse Black Belt

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    Best of luck, Joseph.
     
  13. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    Gracias, amigos
     
  14. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Congrats bro, if you are reading this get back to work you slack off.
     
  15. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    See you next week then?
     
  16. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Congrats, dude.
    <GinJuice>

    Best of luck.
     
  17. Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Was expecting a slew of porn pics to go along with OP. Thought this might have been one of those epic "I'm out" threads.

    Am disappoint.

    <bball1>
     
  18. DangDaGawd Tough Scene

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    Just spoke with Jeff Sherwood and he agreed to delete you from the interwebz. Good night sweet prince.
     
  19. Zer Steel Belt

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    Good luck with everything bro
     
  20. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Post your nudes before you leave.
     

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