A California man wanted in an alleged $35 million Ponzi scheme tried to flee FBI agents by hopping on an underwater “sea scooter” and taking it into a frigid lake, authorities said. Matthew Piercey jumped into a pickup truck when agents went to arrest him on Monday, leading them on a wild chase before eventually abandoning the vehicle on the shores of Lake Shasta, according to federal prosecutors in California. He then grabbed a Yamaha sea scooter, a motorized submersible device that pulls users at about 3.7 mph and took it into the cold waters, staying there for about 25 minutes, the Sacramento Bee reported. He was taken away in handcuffs after resurfacing. His arraignment on charges of wire fraud, mail fraud, money laundering and witness tampering was scheduled for Tuesday. If convicted, Piercey faces 20 years in prison and hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines. https://www.newsweek.com/california...-sttempts-flee-fbi-underwater-scooter-1547972 Spoiler This dumbass should've bought that cloaking device from the car thief that stole the Kia Soul a few days ago.