Night out

[neverwas]

So its my first night out in about 20 years and I'm in a bar with a karaoke, depending how drunk I get I might murder a song or two.so far only 3 drinks into the night. Love you mad sherbros bastard.

 

[Big L]

Well don't sing any depressing shit. Go with some Earth Wind and Fire, do the song September. You will get all the pussy. ALL THE PUSSY.

 

[neverwas]

First disaster of the night,I just made my friend laugh and he's shot his short out his nose,plus some fat bird that looks like a man is giving me the eyes,not looking good.

 

[Sir Galahad]

So its my first night out in about 20 years and I'm in a bar with a karaoke, depending how drunk I get I might murder a song or two.so far only 3 drinks into the night. Love you mad sherbros bastard.

Were you in prison?

 

[jefferz]

First disaster of the night,I just made my friend laugh and he's shot his short out his nose,plus some fat bird that looks like a man is giving me the eyes,not looking good.

Give it a few more drinks, she'll look just fine.

 

[blitzk]

karaokes suck, it's so boring. It can be fun if you go with a large group of people and you all get smashed. Fun for you at least, not so much for the rest of the people in the bar.

 

[neverwas]

I'm fairly sure your not supposed to.pick up the pool table and shake it cause it swallowed your money. But I guess that's what happens when you go out with a 6 foot 3 280 nutcase.

 

[neverwas]

Give it a few more drinks, she'll look just fine.

By 11 she'll look like Britney Spears and I'll fight anybody that says otherwise.

 

[Sampsonsimpson]

Whatever you do, don't not bang a fat chick.

 

[neverwas]

Were you in prison?

Nope,but I seem to recall there was some questions about you and young girls.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Whatever you do, don't not bang a fat chick.

This is bad advice.

bang that shit like she was scary spice and you were some fuckin nerd

 

[neverwas]

Whatever you do, don't not bang a fat chick.

Fat birds are like scooters,fun to ride till your mates see you.

 

[MixMartialFarts]

Were you in prison?

Was gonna ask this too

 

[neverwas]

Fuck me,I've just seen a downs syndrome guy try to sing eye of the Tiger, and that fat bird has no teeth.

 

[Turtlejuice]

Fuck me,I've just seen a downs syndrome guy try to sing eye of the Tiger, and that fat bird has no teeth.

Get ready for the best gumjob you've ever had.

 

[neverwas]

Oh shit,you ever tried taking a dump in a toilet where your afraid to touch the floor. It's no laughing matter.

 

[neverwas]

I think I shit myself.

 

[Rusk]

Its your first night out in 20 years and you are on Sherdog. For your own sake GTFO of here, and go enjoy yourself.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

First disaster of the night,I just made my friend laugh and he's shot his short out his nose,plus some fat bird that looks like a man is giving me the eyes,not looking good.

Don't be weak man, hit that shit.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]