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  1. neverwas

    neverwas bondage belt

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    So its my first night out in about 20 years and I'm in a bar with a karaoke, depending how drunk I get I might murder a song or two.so far only 3 drinks into the night. Love you mad sherbros bastard.
     
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    Well don't sing any depressing shit. Go with some Earth Wind and Fire, do the song September. You will get all the pussy. ALL THE PUSSY.
     
  3. neverwas

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    First disaster of the night,I just made my friend laugh and he's shot his short out his nose,plus some fat bird that looks like a man is giving me the eyes,not looking good.
     
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    Sir Galahad Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Were you in prison?
     
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    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Give it a few more drinks, she'll look just fine.
     
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    karaokes suck, it's so boring. It can be fun if you go with a large group of people and you all get smashed. Fun for you at least, not so much for the rest of the people in the bar.
     
  7. neverwas

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    I'm fairly sure your not supposed to.pick up the pool table and shake it cause it swallowed your money. But I guess that's what happens when you go out with a 6 foot 3 280 nutcase.
     
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    By 11 she'll look like Britney Spears and I'll fight anybody that says otherwise.
     
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    Sampsonsimpson Brown Belt

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    Whatever you do, don't not bang a fat chick.
     
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    Nope,but I seem to recall there was some questions about you and young girls.
     
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    Gutter Chris Chiropteran Enthusiast

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    This is bad advice.

    bang that shit like she was scary spice and you were some fuckin nerd
     
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  12. neverwas

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    Fat birds are like scooters,fun to ride till your mates see you.
     
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    MixMartialFarts Butters Belt

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    Was gonna ask this too
     
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    Fuck me,I've just seen a downs syndrome guy try to sing eye of the Tiger, and that fat bird has no teeth.
     
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    Turtlejuice Free Wang Double Yellow Card

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    Get ready for the best gumjob you've ever had.
     
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    Oh shit,you ever tried taking a dump in a toilet where your afraid to touch the floor. It's no laughing matter.
     
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    I think I shit myself.
     
  18. Rusk

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    Its your first night out in 20 years and you are on Sherdog. For your own sake GTFO of here, and go enjoy yourself.
     
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    Don't be weak man, hit that shit.
     
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    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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