Nicolas Cage Hunts White Jaguar and Political Assassin in PRIMAL Trailer

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Nicolas Cage Hunts White Jaguar and Political Assassin in PRIMAL Trailer

When Frank Walsh (Nicolas Cage), a hunter and collector of rare and exotic animals, bags a priceless white jaguar for a zoo, he figures it’ll be smooth sailing to a big payday. But the ship bearing Frank’s precious cargo has two predators caged in its hold: the cat, and a political assassin being extradited to the U.S. After the assassin breaks free – and then frees the jaguar – Frank feverishly stalks the ship’s cramped corridors in hot pursuit of his prey, right up until the thrilling, unpredictable climax.

 
Take all my money ... haven’t seen a trailer that good in years ... “take it easy with my cat”
 
Man he must have fucked with the wrong Gods the way his career has gone
 
Well.. I guess that Nicolas Cage will sign up for any film these days.
 
This is based on the Far Cry game?

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Poor Famke - From bond girl and x-men movie to this and cage.

This is like snakes on a plane type of vibe.
 
Is that a deleted parody trailer from Tropic Thunder?
 
I will watch C movie... guilty pleasure and all that just look at this cast:

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And a big CGI pussycat:

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He owes a lot of money to the IRS.
Shit I was just reading about it

'Cage once owned 15 residences, including a $25 million waterfront home in Newport Beach, California, a $15.7 million countryside estate in Newport, Rhode Island, and an $8.5 million abode in Las Vegas.
He also purchased, for $3.4 million, the infamous LaLaurie mansion in New Orleans, known as one of the most haunted houses in America.
Over in Europe, Cage purchased not one but two castles for $10 million and $2.3 million, respectively.
$3 million got him a deserted island in the Bahamas. And even bought shrunken pygmy heads. He blew $450,000 on the late shah of Iran’s Lamborghini and another $150,000 on a pet octopus.
He spent yet another $150,000 on the first Superman comic. Allegedly, Cage also once outbid fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio for a 70-million-year-old dinosaur skull. The $276,000 artifact turned out to be stolen, however, and Cage had to return it to the Mongolian government.'

turns out he wasn't a believer in property tax!
 
I like Kevin, he's a large man

wait is the cat really in it?

A lesser version of the cat.

They are doing a C minus movie not enough money.. but go see Cats this December and you will get what I posted :D
 
Poor Famke - From bond girl and x-men movie to this and cage.

This is like snakes on a plane type of vibe.
Yeah except Snakes on a Plane had the good sense not to take the concept seriously. This looks terrible.

Kevin Durand is one of the top billed actors. Let that sink in.
 
The jag kills the assassin, Cage earns a new respect for it and decides not to sell it to the zoo and returns it home. The end.
 
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