Nicknames that would be funny for other fighters

[StormGymLuton]

Thought this would be fun. What nicknames of fighters would be funny if they were given to another fighter? Examples-

Michael 'Hands Of Stone' Bisping

Sage 'Karate Hottie' Northcutt

Jared 'Showtime' Rosholt

 

[muaytao]

Ronda "the preachers daughter" rousey
Ronda "ruthless" Rousey
Daniel "bones" cormier
Sage "the prodigy" Northcutt
Cardio kimbo slice

 

[StormGymLuton]

Cody 'The Last Emperor' McKenzie

 

[Dragon Punch]

Bethe "The Athlete" Correia

 

[Codpiece]

Clay 'The Natural Born Killer' Guida

Derrick 'The Filipino Wrecking Machine' Lewis

Demetrious 'Skyscraper' Johnson

 

[Codpiece]

Cody 'The Last Emperor' McKenzie

Awesome, love it!

 

[Pointy Elbows]

Conor "Cupcake" Mcgregor

 

[loisestrad]

Rose "Punk" Namajunas
CM "Thug" Punk

 

[Rusty Shackelford]

Holly "big cuntry" Holm

 

[Codpiece]

How about:

Gleison "The Natural" Tibau

I laughed at my own joke when I thought of that.

EDIT: moving this from page 2.

Joe "Uncle Creepy" Son

 

[Rusty Shackelford]

How about:

Gleison "The Natural" Tibau

I laughed at my own joke when I thought of that.

I actually cringed at mine

 

[BroITrainUFC]

Paddy "Bones" Holohan
Donald "DC" Cerrone
Vitor "The Natural" Belfort
Mike "The Black Beast" Jackson

 

[GoldenAzazel]

Daniel "bones" cormier

More like Anderson "Bones" Silva.

 

[Codpiece]

I actually cringed at mine

Nah, it was good, I made one of those "oh, shit!" faces when I read it.

 

[Codpiece]

More like Anderson "Bones" Silva.

Wow! I am loving this thread.

 

[mbach4307]

Bj "beastin 25/8" Penn

 

[StormGymLuton]

Anthony 'Mighty Mouse' Johnson

 

[sidecheckkick]

Randy "The Young Assassin" Couture

 

[StormGymLuton]

Joe 'The Iceman' Rogan

 

[Codpiece]

Jake "Rush" Rosholt

Ryan "The Axe Murderer" Bader

Cody "The Prodigy" McKenzie