Nicknames by just changing one letter of a fighter's name

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    Which can we do? Obviously Ronda the Honda. But this guy might take the cake:

    http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Caio-Alencar-86518

    Does that even mean anything?

    Any others where you can change one letter, add one letter, or subtract one letter to their first name, last name, or nickname? Might give a little leeway for replacing one letter with a rhyming diphthong.

    As your resident irreverent, pointless shitposter, I'm stumped.
     
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