NHL PLAYOFFS - Dallas Stars Vs. Calgary Flames 05/03/2022

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NHL PLAYOFFS - Dallas Stars Vs. Calgary Flames 05/03/2022

Outcomes w/Current Odds

I Need New Underwear Flamers ((Lindholm+Tkachuk+Gaudreau 2+ Points) : 659/100 (6.59)

Gaudreau 1+ Goal : 160/100 (1.60)

Tkachuk 1+ Goal : 140/100 (1.40)

Toffoli 1+ Points : 114/100 (1.14)

Robertson 1+ Points : 100/137 (0.73)

Tkachuk 1+ Points : 100/201 (0.50)

Gaudreau 1+ Points : 100/257 (0.39)

Lindholm 1+ Points : 100/167 (0.60)

Still Wood Flamers (Lindholm+Tkachuk+Gaudreau 1+ Points) : 233/100 (2.33)

Couple of Beers Wood Flamers (Mangiapane+Dube 1+ Points) : 324/100 (3.24)

Starting to Sizzle Flamers (Lindholm+Tkachuk+Gaudreau+Mangiapane+Dube 1+ Points) : 1312/100 (13.12)

Linholm 1+ Goal : 160/100 (1.60)

My Body is Ready Flamers (Lindholm+Tkachuk+Gaudreau 2+ Points Mangiapane+Dube 1+ Points) : 3116/100 (31.16)

Stars Points (Robertson+Hintz+Pavelski 1+ Points) : 473/100 (4.73)

Bigger Stars Points (Robertson+Hintz+Pavelski 2+ Points) : 1682/100 (16.82)

Mixed Points 1 (Robertson+Hintz+Lindholm+Gaudreau 1+ Points) : 633/100 (6.33)

Mixed Points 2 (Pavelski+Tkachuk) : 160/100 (1.60)

Mixed Points of Boosh (Lindholm+Tkachuk+Gaudreau+Robertson+Hintz+Pavelski 2+ Points) : 13425/100 (134.25)

Markstrom Over 25.5 Saves : 100/115 (0.87)

Markstrom Under 25.5 Saves : 100/115 (0.87)

Oettinger Over 29.5 Saves : 100/115 (0.87)

Oettinger Under 29.5 Saves : 100/115 (0.87)

Hintz and Lindholm Score Any Time : 500/100 (5.00)

Flames Win : 100/225 (0.44)

Over 5.5 : 100/120 (0.83)

Under 5.5 : 100/100 (1.00)

Stars +1.5 : 100/130 (0.77)

Flames -1.5 : 110/100 (1.10)

Flames Win in Regulation : 100/145 (0.69)

Stars Win in Regulation : 275/100 (2.75)

Game GOES to OT : 310/100 (3.10)

Game DOES NOT Go to OT : 100/460 (0.22)

Robertson and Tkachuk Score Any Time : 500/100 (5.00)

Stars Win : 185/100 (1.85)

Seguin and Gaudreau Score Any Time : 700/100 (7.00)

Exactly 4,5,6 or 7 Goals : 100/205 (0.49)

Calgary to Win and Under 7.5 Total Goals : 100/125 (0.80)

Calgary to Win and Over 6.5 Goals : 225/100 (2.25)

Tkachuk+Robertson Over .5 SOG, Gaudreau+Pavelski Over .5 Assists : 400/100 (4.00)

Tkachuk+Seguin Both Over 3.5 SOG : 850/100 (8.50)

Gaudreau + Pavelski Over 1.5 Assists : 3500/100 (35.00)

Robertson 1+ Goal : 160/100 (1.60)

Hintz 1+ Goal : 200/100 (2.00)

Place your wagers here...
 
1 million points goooooooooooooooooooooooo (with Flamers still winning by 2 in reg)
 
Oh shit jeebs. About that over fellas.
COME ON AND SCORE GOALS

YOU'RE ALL CANS!
 
Ok, all of you Flaming Cunts, and I'm not just talking about the Flaming Cunts. Get your shit together and get us vBucks
 
Miss Jones taught me English
But I think I just shot her son
'Cause he owed me money
With a bullet in the chest you cannot run
Now he's bleeding in a vacant lot
The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
I guess I didn't mean it
But man, you should've seen it
His flesh explode

Slow motion see me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion see me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion see me let go
Now the cops will get me
But girl if you would let me
I'll take your pants off
I got a little bit of blow, we could both get off
Later bathing in the afterglow
Two lines of coke I cut with Drano
And her nose starts to bleed
A most beautiful Ruby red

Slow motion see me let go
We'll remember these days
Slow motion see me let go
Urban life decay
Slow motion see me let go

And at home my sister's eating paint chips again
Maybe that's why she's insane
I shut the door to her moaning
And I shoot smack in my veins
Wouldn't you?
See my neighbor's beating his wife
Because he hates his life
There's a knock to his fist as he swings
Oh man, what a beautiful thing...
And death slides close to me
Won't grow old to be
A junkie, wino creep

Hollywood glamorized my wrath
I'm the young urban psychopath
I incite murder for your entertainment
'Cause I needed the money
What's your excuse?
The joke's on you

Slow motion see me let go
Oh, yeah
Slow motion see me let go
Ahh
Slow motion see me let go
Ooh, yeah
 
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