don't know how to post link but I seen this and immediately saw potential. I Give you lingerie fighting championship
Could make for a fun drinking game. Sip of beer for every nip slip, a shot for a clam slip, and shotgun a beer if we see asshole.
Miesha Taint? But yeh I get you, and I was sort of making a joke anyway. Female buttholes are cute. Providing it's well groomed and doesn't look like stab wound in a gorillas back