Bert, I give you permission to do a tell all story. Training, beatings, police, Yakuzas(Japanese, Chinese, Iran, etc), family, and night life. I don't care about anything except my boss(wife) getting angry. So use your discretion and you got my OK.
Hey guys....ask Bert to tell you about the story of us saving Takada's ass. Yes Prides Takada. Him and his friends were getting an ass whipping last night by one of the biggest gangs in Tokyo. It was exciting.
Berts been too busy sleeping to log on....... He has some unreal stories but, the question is whether or not he'll fill you guys in. Last night when we were out at some Japanese drinking bars, Bert told me....."Shit, I wish I knew how to speak Japanese."
As I type this now he is catching some zzzzzzz's.