new ufc drug czar to personally tail fighters

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  1. sir loin

    sir loin Banned Banned

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    Every three months fighters have to detail their schedule for the coming quarter, noting where they are overnight, and where they are during the day (gym, job, school, etc). Any changes can be made readily using a mobile app. The process is so that fighters can be subjected to random, comprehensive, out-of-competition drug testing.

    The first time a fighter fails to identify where he or she is merits a call from Novitzky. Second strike Novitzky flies to where the fighter is, and "tails" them for several days, to make sure they are filling the app in correctly. Third time the fighter faces suspension.

    http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/8/2...o-inform-usada-of-whereabouts-three-months-in
     
  2. God_Emperor_Of_Mankind

    God_Emperor_Of_Mankind Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    Yes czar, ok czar that is how it's gonna have to be from now.
     
  3. billharford

    billharford 181 Likes

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    That's some fucked up Orwellian shit right there
     
  4. cOugAr_LIbRe_85

    cOugAr_LIbRe_85 Brown Belt

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    Jeez. Novitzky isn't messing about here.
     
  5. Harlekin

    Harlekin Brown Belt

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    Sounds super annoying.
    Going to get icecream? better text dana which one you get
     
  6. Mob69

    Mob69 Black Belt

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    Dude could get himself arrested for stalking.

    'Honestly officer... The reason I am hiding in a bush outside this lady's house is because I am checking to see if she uses PEDs. And these used panties in my pocket will be used for urine analysis'.
     
  7. Kalmah

    Kalmah Gold Belt

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    "Make sure to grab me a mint chocolate chip ya goof"
     
  8. Mob69

    Mob69 Black Belt

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    That is what we are looking at. What if you are taking a shit? Do you have to call Jeff and ask permission?
     
  9. billharford

    billharford 181 Likes

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    No, you just have to save it and submit a sample for testing
     
  10. MaKaSo

    MaKaSo Orange Belt

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    Well people has been making a huge fuzz about drug testing, honestly I always thought ignorance is blizz and fight night testing for everyone and with random drug testing for championship fights was enough. But the UFC is taking this shit seriously
     
  11. Elmonstro1

    Elmonstro1 Jerrys World

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    Yes guys lets keep supporting UFC perfect model
     
  12. sir loin

    sir loin Banned Banned

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    the man personally drug tests athletes as well

    dedication
     
  13. sangreporsangre

    sangreporsangre Gold Belt

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    He better be ready for counter-surveillance from Brazilian special forces when he tries to go down and test Aldo
     
  14. Peteyandjia

    Peteyandjia Winter Orchid Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Lol. Tell us where you are, 365 days a year. Every three months, fill out this form saying exactly what you will do every day. Oh and by the way, here is $2,500 for your total sponsorship money.
     
  15. UL

    UL no more yellows Double Yellow Card

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    Yeah, but he wont be tailing the A+ fighters or even B level fighters so who cares
     
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    What a joke.
     
  17. Gunny

    Gunny Gold Belt

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    Well there goes the Aldo/McGregor fight
     
  18. ricioyourdoom

    ricioyourdoom Purple Belt

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    Yep, I think its clear now just how bad the problem was if it ever was even in doubt.
    I am pretty sure the sport as a spectacle is going to suffer and secondly a hell of a lot more cancelled fights and guys getting injured.
     
  19. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Novitzky kinda looks like an alien.

    Imagine him tailing GSP.
     
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    Seems he doesn't have a very busy job if he has the time to tail a fighter...
     

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