New study shows humans smoking weed since the stone age

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  1. Tigerknee

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    Did they just study willie nelson? Lol







    Great title.
     
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    That's cool but I'm sure early humans got drunk first. Because fruits fermenting on their own will become alcoholic.
     
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    You didn't actually believe they called it The Stone Age because of the primitive tools that they used, did you?
     
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    Cavemen doing pots. Why am I not surprised...
     
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    "The Stone Age", according to this sort of conversation, is pre-10k years ago. Assuming people were somehow unsophisticated. This is so antithetical to what we know about humans for the last 150-180k years...that they were EXACTLY the same as we are today. If you put them in suits and gave them a shave there would be no difference other than perhaps accumulated learning. The brain capacity/case hasn't changed in that period of time, is it so hard to imagine dudes rolling joints and smoking some natural herb?

    This is like a "Duh" article.
     
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    Humanity has been altering its consciousness for thousands of years. This modern idea that we have to make illegal a long list of substances and fight a war on drugs, which has been a losing war, is what seems unnatural, far more unnatural than taking substances that alter reality. It is a natural state to do so. Even children will spin in circles and get dizzy on purpose and fall down like drunks because they like the way it feels.
     
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    They musta been smokin' that loud then, cause every picture I see of em' they lookin retarded AF.
     
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    Wild animals will get trashed off fermenting fruit, it's not too hard to imagine the earliest incarnations of humanity doing the exact same thing.
     
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    Its theorized that taking hallucinogens mostly in shroom form was what originally got man thinking beyond the physical, and awakened our spiritual side.
     
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    Oh I also wanted to add that it was probably fuckin bunk. Nowadays growers are bonafide scientists.
     
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    What can I say? I'm a traditionalist....
     
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    The Stoned Age
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    Lol, weed and shrooms may be fun but there is nothing spiritual about it.
     
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    Ill humbly disagree with that and Im not even Rastafarian. Hailie Selassie I bless.
     
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    Their is real spirituality out there and getting fucked up is not how you find it. It's just a fun thing to do at a party. There is nothing spiritual about guys sitting around, getting fucked up, and laughing at any stupid shit.
     

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