New job today

Congrats buds. I just had my last interview yesterday for a new job.. hopefully I can join your party soon.
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and all the best Sherbro.
 
Literally none of this happened
 
Congrats, best of luck with it.

I've been fielding a lot of cv's of very overqualified people for a low paying junior position; 2020s a bitch to be in the job market so you've done well.

Just don't let on that you're in to human cock fighting. Tell your new colleagues your hobbies are something more respectable like bdsm or something.

Yeah I said I was into drunk sloppy nachspiel guitar. Just to get attention to something else.
 
Congrats, best of luck with it.

I've been fielding a lot of cv's of very overqualified people for a low paying junior position; 2020s a bitch to be in the job market so you've done well.

Just don't let on that you're in to human cock fighting. Tell your new colleagues your hobbies are something more respectable like bdsm or something.

Technically, if he's a guy it's assumed that he's into human cock fighting, at least on a fairly regular basis (unless he's extended that sad no nut November thing to the other eleven months).

On 2020, it's been a bitch for finding work. I think much of 2021 might be the same actually. I've applied to no less than 120 jobs since March, more for exploration than anything, and it's been brutal, i got one interview with Facebook and one with some forex trading firm from Russia with the position in Montenegro, go figure. I think that for those who still have jobs but are looking for a change, this is THE time to take classes, get certifications, go back to school etc. esp the latter if you're absolutely dead-set on school at some point in time in future - now is a good time to try bc the entrance criteria and $$$ are going down. I spoke to an admissions advisor from Georgetown last week, after talking to a colleague who got into their cybersecurity MS program this fall, and while he had to do GRE to get in, they dropped that requirement now when I asked, meaning it's something they did in the past 6 months, which is great because, frankly, GRE can go right fuck itself rn
 
Congratulations, but what is a

pre-sales specialist/ consultant? And what does that position actually do?

No disrespect, but sounds like a bullshit ass title.
 
Technically, if he's a guy it's assumed that he's into human cock fighting, at least on a fairly regular basis (unless he's extended that sad no nut November thing to the other eleven months).

On 2020, it's been a bitch for finding work. I think much of 2021 might be the same actually. I've applied to no less than 120 jobs since March, more for exploration than anything, and it's been brutal, i got one interview with Facebook and one with some forex trading firm from Russia with the position in Montenegro, go figure. I think that for those who still have jobs but are looking for a change, this is THE time to take classes, get certifications, go back to school etc. esp the latter if you're absolutely dead-set on school at some point in time in future - now is a good time to try bc the entrance criteria and $$$ are going down. I spoke to an admissions advisor from Georgetown last week, after talking to a colleague who got into their cybersecurity MS program this fall, and while he had to do GRE to get in, they dropped that requirement now when I asked, meaning it's something they did in the past 6 months, which is great because, frankly, GRE can go right fuck itself rn

Can you expand a little bit on the purpose of GRE for an European? And I am a guy.
 
Congratulations, but what is a

pre-sales specialist/ consultant? And what does that position actually do?

No disrespect, but sounds like a bullshit ass title.

Basically its cold calling to book appointments for our customers, which varies in both size and sectors. Its better paid than my current job, and have a normal 9-5 schedule as well as greater influence on my pay check. The company has a good reputation in Norway as well. The consultant part is to create a gap between the well known shit telemarketing.
 
Can you expand a little bit on the purpose of GRE for an European? And I am a guy.

It's a standardized test like GMAT or SAT, but GMAT and GRE are for grad schools, basically a math + english comprehension test that is meant to show your aptitude in both areas, with GMAT in the past being more geared towards STEM field degrees and GRE being for other stuff, but also some STEM fields, depending on school. Math is fairly elementary, it requires speed more than anything, and mastery of basic stuff, they won't ask for higher math, derivative calculus or anything. English is English, it depends on how well-versed you are in the language but also how good of a logical thinker you are, whether you have good attention to detail etc. I already did GMAT about 10 years ago and crushed it with barely any prep (mostly math prep since I forgot everything I learned by that point), but it expires after 5 years so it's useless to me now, but i was really not looking forward to having to do that again, it's a pain in the ass and I'm lazy
 
Basically its cold calling to book appointments for our customers, which varies in both size and sectors. Its better paid than my current job, and have a normal 9-5 schedule as well as greater influence on my pay check. The company has a good reputation in Norway as well. The consultant part is to create a gap between the well known shit telemarketing.
Well done sir!
 
That's great news hopefully you and @TeTe get fired on your first day. Cheers
 
Congratulations, sherbro!
 

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