New guy at work is unbelievably full of $hit

Ok, did Buk actually lie about his life? What and how and why?

To TS: I can't imagine how frustrating that must be, and how tempting it would be to put the guy in his place and call him out on his bullshit. Why do t you do something unexpected, though - consider that he must have painfully low self-esteem, decide to judge him by his actions and kindness or lack thereof, and show him that he doesn't have to lie to show his value by valuing the real him?

Nah it must be hella fun. Just start asking him about more and more details, and see how he handles it. Then start telling other people of his exploits and stuff and introduce him to everyone, and just hype him the hell up. Build him up so high, and just watch him fall.
 
Man are you at like a Carribean resort or something? Do you get to eat at buffet for free? Are you at least on a beach? I can see why that guy is bullshitting to get that job.
No on the Las Vegas strip. I eat like a king because we fix all the kitchen equipment
 
Test his memory by asking him questions about the convoluted lies he previously told you. I used to do that to a liar back in high school in order to embarrass him in front of everyone. Everyone was sick and tired of this guy but nobody had the audacity to call him out on his bullshit so I decided to turn him into a joke.

One time, I was hanging out with some girls and when I saw him approaching us I told them I am going to ask him some questions about how are things going with some girl he allegedly told me about, just so I could see if he was telling the truth or if he keeps track of all the lies he tells. So I asked him "Hey, how are things going with Sandy, man?" to which he replied "Sandy who?". I kept my confidence high and proceeded with "Come on, man! Sandy, that girl from another school you fucked on the football field! Remember, you told me all about how she was begging you for a relationship and you said you would consider it." to which he replied "Oh Sandy, yeah! I jilted her, that bitch was crazy."

Needless to say, he never told me about fucking a girl called Sandy on the football field. I simply spouted the first stupid porn scenario that came to my mind. Everyone was laughing about it later on.
 
The kawasaki and band thing would be easy to reveal. If they are true the other might be.

People are stupid.

Strategy such as his, depressingly, works.
 
The kawasaki and band thing would be easy to reveal. If they are true the other might be.

People are stupid.

Strategy such as his, depressingly, works.
I Googled his name + kawasaki.......nothing
 
I love pathological liars, they are fun to try and one-up just to see how far they will take a story
 
I asked him once and he said hes waiting for the bus. Hes always Showering and shaving at work and his locker is packed full of clothes and stuff. Thats why i think hes homeless. Hes a nice guy though Although he did complain about a group of us to HR because we were talking about gun control and he was offended

I'm starting to wonder if this guy doesn't deserve some latitude. He sounds homeless. I mean could you imagine if you were homeless? Homeless people tend to have mental disorders, or develop them very quickly after becoming homeless. If this guy is homeless and managed to get a job and is bootstrapping it, then I'm kind of impressed.
 
We all know that one guy at work.
 
Sorry if you mentioned this already, but what do you do for a living?

If the guy is claiming a double M.Eng -- he must be a vital cog your companies operations.
 
I'm starting to wonder if this guy doesn't deserve some latitude. He sounds homeless. I mean could you imagine if you were homeless? Homeless people tend to have mental disorders, or develop them very quickly after becoming homeless. If this guy is homeless and managed to get a job and is bootstrapping it, then I'm kind of impressed.

Yeah. He sounds like he has issues, I'd give him a break as long as he dies his job and doesn't harm anyone.
 
This is immediately who i thought of lol. I didnt know there really are people that full of shit

If this guy is legitly serious about his lies, you should report him to Don Shipley. Don will tear him a new one for stolen valor.
 
Yeah. He sounds like he has issues, I'd give him a break as long as he dies his job and doesn't harm anyone.

:eek: He has to die for you to give him a break! Damn, you must be hard on people.



















:)
 
Sorry if you mentioned this already, but what do you do for a living?

If the guy is claiming a double M.Eng -- he must be a vital cog your companies operations.

The biggest putz i've run across had 3 master's degrees. He finally did a PhD, but seriously -- 3?!?!
 
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