New guy at work is unbelievably full of $hit

[j123]

His latest gem:

The military had to do a fake funeral for his son because hes part of Delta Force and they wanted to fool the terrorists into thinking hes dead.

 

[Steve-French]

So hes a former Navy Seal who traveled around the world doing top secret stuff for the C.I.A that he cant talk about. He was also a professional Superbike racer for Kawasaki. Then he traveled around the world playing in a metal band. He somehow also found the time to earn a masters in Electrical engineering and mechanical engineering. I cant even keep a straight face when hes talking about all this bullshit. Why do people feel the need to lie to impress others? Anyone else know anyone like this?

About 10 years ago a group of friends and I were playing pool in a bar and started talking to this dude. We ended up going out to his camp for after bar drinks. He ended up kind of hanging out for a while and boy was he full of shit.

He said he played bass in the band Social Distortion, I'm a musician and have a studio with all of the instruments. He popped in when we were jamming and I asked him if he wanted to play. He said that he can only play a left handed bass.

He also claimed he owned rental properties, but rented some shitty apartment with a roommate.

He said he was 29, but in reality he was 41.

He's a pilot that owns a plane and also has a place in Belize.

He met this girl that believed all of his bullshit, he proposed to her after a month and gave her a fake diamond ring.

He said he was an interpreter for Arabic and worked over seas with the military.

He said also graduated from M.I.T. and has 2 masters degrees.

 

[mb23100]

What kind of work is this?

Operating engineers union. Basically HVACR and electrical at a large resort on the strip

 

[mrsenor]

no honor in wearing a toupee

 

[j123]

He met this girl that believed all of his bullshit, he proposed to her after a month and gave her a fake diamond ring.

He also graduated from M.I.T. and has 2 masters degrees.

Sounds like it worked out well for him

 

[mb23100]

You said he's Filipino? No offense, but they are notorious for talking themselves up. Nobody ever says they just work for X company. They are head supervisor for the largest supplier of coconuts in the region, and drive a new car and have a very large house, and are friends with Manny Pacquiao. lol

Yep thats exactly how he talks. Always the guy in charge.

 

[DataBreach]

His latest gem:

The military had to do a fake funeral for his son because hes part of Delta Force and they wanted to fool the terrorists into thinking hes dead.

Dude, this guy is a gift. Free, hilarious storytelling while you work.

I'd be coaxing stories out of this guy lol.

 

[Loiosh]

I think everyone knows a guy like that.

There was "that guy" when I was growing up, and the cranky old Scottish mother of one the guys in our group overheard him telling another tall tale and cut him to pieces. Turns out she had an excellent memory and hated bullshit. She cut him off and asked when he found the time for this new thing, and then listed a dozen crazy things she remembered him talking about.

It was one of those moments I would pay ten grand to have on film.

 

[therealdope]

His latest gem:

The military had to do a fake funeral for his son because hes part of Delta Force and they wanted to fool the terrorists into thinking hes dead.

Sounds legit.

 

[heavyarms21]

Lol no hes Philipino and Mongolian

He made that up too

 

[Exi]

Im not trying to fix him i just want him to learn the job. I gotta say he does seem pretty knowledgeable

Lying...I'm an expert...honest.

On your break, you should read one of these books, and occasionally look up from it to look at him ponderously and take notes, and when he notices you looking at him, look away suspiciously. Be just sly enough about it all to get his conscience to start eroding him from the inside out.

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[Steve-French]

Yep thats exactly how he talks. Always the guy in charge.

I'm pretty sure that was Bullshit too. My laptop at that time took a shit and I gave it to him to fix because he had a "masters degree" in information systems. He said he fixed it and when I got it home the thing still wouldn't boot up.

I ended up fixing it my-self. All I had to do was replace the hard drive

 

[therealdope]

.

He said he played bass in the band Social Distortion,
He said also graduated from M.I.T. and has 2 masters degrees.

You ran into Tom Scholz from Boston? Wow.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Bring a liter bike to work and dare him to do a wheelie. Offer $500 if he can successfully bring the front wheel off the ground above 60mph. Laugh in his face when he declines or is stupid enough to try and breaks his shit.

 

[Strychnine]

Sounds like a Sherdogger

A concierge at the previous company I worked at talked about being a fighter, how he competed, etc. So I figured its cool to meet someone else who competes, and we can maybe talk about training, etc. As soon as I mention my training and fights, and gym, he suddenly backs off, not to mention some red flags in his stories.

Some red flags:
-Said he escaped an arm triangle by punching the guy in the ribs
-Said he KOed his opponent by elbows in MT, and only has had 1 fight, yet there is no sanctioning body here or in the US that allows elbows strikes to a novice
-Says he's been training MT for awhile, yet didn't know the basics of clinch work

 

[BisexualMMA]

no honor in wearing a toupee

Common misconception. If you glued his hair to the ceiling he would hang from it.

 

[j123]

I think everyone knows a guy like that.

There was "that guy" when I was growing up, and the cranky old Scottish mother of one the guys in our group overheard him telling another tall tale and cut him to pieces. Turns out she had an excellent memory and hated bullshit. She cut him off and asked when he found the time for this new thing, and then listed a dozen crazy things she remembered him talking about.

It was one of those moments I would pay ten grand to have on film.

 

[wonderbread]

I was thinking the same thing

 

[ithinktheymad]

I don't generally have the time for this anymore but I like trolling them as if I'm super impressed, talking them up, and setting them up for a big fall while making it look coincidental.

 

[mb23100]

Sounds legit.

He did start two weeks late because he had to fly home for his sons funeral. Thats what my boss told us