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New guy at work is unbelievably full of $hit

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  1. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    So hes a former Navy Seal who traveled around the world doing top secret stuff for the C.I.A that he cant talk about. He was also a professional Superbike racer for Kawasaki. Then he traveled around the world playing in a metal band. He somehow also found the time to earn a masters in Electrical engineering and mechanical engineering. I cant even keep a straight face when hes talking about all this bullshit. Why do people feel the need to lie to impress others? Anyone else know anyone like this?
     
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  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Does he look like this guy?
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  5. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Lol no hes Philipino and Mongolian
     
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    This is immediately who i thought of lol. I didnt know there really are people that full of shit
     
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    Refresh my memory.

    What's the story here?
     
  8. KeiranMc Brown Belt

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    Sounds like a clown
     
  9. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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  10. Big_Chief_Stove Silver Belt

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    Maybe he's not lying?
     
  11. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    He's Don Shipley, bro.
     
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    Sounds like a Sherdogger

    A concierge at the previous company I worked at talked about being a fighter, how he competed, etc. So I figured its cool to meet someone else who competes, and we can maybe talk about training, etc. As soon as I mention my training and fights, and the gym. He suddenly backs off, not to mention some red flags in his stories.

    Some red flags:
    -Said he escaped an arm triangle by punching the guy in the ribs
    -Said he KOed his opponent by elbows in MT, and only has had 1 fight, yet there is no sanctioning body here or in the US that allows elbows strikes in novice (4+ fights they allow it)
    -Says he's been training MT for awhile, yet didn't know the basics of clinch work
     
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  13. DIABOLUS Banned Banned

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    Accidentally play this on your phone when he starts spouting bullshit to your co-workers.

     
  14. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    He tracks down and confronts fake Navy Seals. Hes a former Seal
     
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    I knew a guy who tried to tell me he got drafted out of high school by the Colorado Rockies but decided not to play baseball because he wasn't happy with the contract. This is despite the fact that all the drafts are on record and he doesn't appear in any of them. Dude tried to tell me he was cool working shit jobs instead of trying to make millions as a pro athlete.
     
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    Yeah and im trying to train this guy so he can work independently from me and all he wants to do is tell me outrageous stories and be buddy buddy with me
     
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    I have a member of my extended family that always has a tale to tell. He is the most interesting man in the world. Thing is most of it is embellished story telling, rather than lies, but it still gets annoying after awhile.

    A old friend of mine was committed to a mental institution after months of him spiraling into a complex grandiose self delusion. Craziest part was that he actually had a few followers in tow. This guy was beyond full of shit.

    Third was a confidence man, incredibly charismatic and totally full of shit, but his charm and wit made it all ok.

    I have however met those that lie as a matter of policy. Not my kind of person, and I have met many.
     
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    i knew liar like that

    4 black belts
    vietnam vet
    would secretly go back and rescue pows
    16 million in the bank
    dying of cancer

    all lies
     
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    I used to work with a guy who claimed to have been personally selected by Britney Spears to be her body guard. He was also made an honorary member of the Hell's Angels and was gifted an HA cut. He got fired for cutting himself and claiming he had been attacked.
     
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