Never let a woman fart in front of you, especially your lady

[chubbman]

Girls fart you pin dicked loser, you will be alone forever

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Cake farts are where it's at.

I'm afraid to ask...

 

[ClubFoot]

You think farting is bad!

2 days ago I awoke to go to work, walked in to the bathroom for a pee only to find a discarded used tampon resting on the inner bowl of the lav.

Fucking charmed I'm sure.

Give me a fart any day.

 

[TrueBias]

Oh my God grow up

Oh my god shut up.

Its disgusting and not lady like.

 

[CrimsonFan]

You'd better get past that if you ever want to fuck a girl in the ass

This is probably something you don't know. If you ever do find a girlfriend, the pussy starts to get repetitive and you will have the urge to get the asshole. A fart is the least of your concerns at that point

 

[HOV]

A bunch of sissies in this thread...afraid of a woman's fart lol

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I'm afraid to ask...

I can't really link it, but I assure your it's not hard to find. Also not horribly graphic.

Just chicks farting on cakes. Some real farts, other farts are edited in.

 

[Damien Karras]

Oh my god shut up.

Its disgusting and not lady like.

Is it ok for you to fart in front of her?

 

[KrazyKanadian]

You're not a real man until you let her shit on your chest

 

[Damien Karras]

Oh my god shut up.

Its disgusting and not lady like.

Also you sound like a little bitch

 

[DIABOLUS]

Farting in front of girls is a bad idea because it gives them an excuse to not put their tongue down there.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

i much rather have my wife let them rip than have her pent up with anger and annoyance because she cant let one go.

 

[Anialater]

If a girl doesn't fart she is the devil. Scientific fact.

 

[TrueBias]

Is it ok for you to fart in front of her?

Yes

 

[TrueBias]

Also you sound like a little bitch

hahaha!

 

[CharondaEdwards]

i much rather have my wife let them rip than have her pent up with anger and annoyance because she cant let one go.

That's what "the other room" is for.

If she must, be gone to another room for a minute or so is all I ask.

As far as anal sex....no.

I've done it and hate getting poop on my dick or that dookie smell wafting around as I tag teh booty hole.

 

[Damien Karras]

hahaha!

Laugh all you want I'm not the one who tells his gf she is disgusting for doing one of the most normal things the human body does.

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

I'll let Elizabeth Banks fart in my mouth

what else is there to do on a friday night ffs?

 

[HOV]

what else is there to do on a friday night ffs?

Hell if I know..I thought this was the only option

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

Hell if I know..I thought this was the only option

well, yeah, unless you are gay or sumtin...

But Banks is so fucking hot...like she is perfect milf....check her out in The Uninvited....and the two little broads in that movie too