Never Ending Story: one more word per post

[Clippy]

So let's make up a story. Each poster has to add one more word than the previous poster

2nd poster posts 2 words to add on, 3rd posts 3 so on so on

I'll begin:

The

 

[TheWalkinDude]

platypuses

 

[Clippy]

got kicked

 

[TheWalkinDude]

in their platypussies

 

[MusterX]

with a steel boot

 

[Gus Fring]

because of an argument over

 

[applesbananas]

what video game was the best

 

[SpiderCrawl]

And that was the end of that.

 

[Langstarr]

But then falcor arrived...

 

[mushishi]

Singing rock me Amadeus

 

[Langstarr]

While evander holyfield's earlobe...

 

[auger38]

Pickled in a jar, he always kept in his left breast pocket, for safe keeping

(Added the 5 words missing in the story from previous posters, plus my 10. For those terrible in math, we're at 11)

 

[CoolB]

in case he ever had to bait Mike Tyson

 

[BisexualMMA]

...into buying him a calculator so he could engage in simple arithmetic.

 

[Nuremberg]

Yet Mike just wants big massive penis

 

[The Clinch]

Because Apple refuses to acknowledge that iOS 9.3.3 is buggy shit

 

[Rick Sanchez]

jenkem

 

[My name is]

poop

 

[HHJ]

is a versatile paste for flavouring the most succulent dishes to a most intimate enemy.

 

[Heelhook71]

Although not so great on toast