Never Betting On MMA Again

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I placed a bet on Stipe, NGannou, Michael Chiesa and they all lost. Also placed a bet on Uriah Hall for the fk of it and he lost.

I always lose these bets. Even when betting on the heavy favorite somehow he loses..

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Had to be said.
 
I placed a bet on Stipe, NGannou, Michael Chiesa and they all lost. Also placed a bet on Uriah Hall for the fk of it and he lost.

I always lose these bets. Even when betting on the heavy favorite somehow he loses..

tenor.gif


Had to be said.
I feel your pain but I think it may hurt even worse when you almost break out big and don't. Last event, I had a four fight parlay where I could have make 3K and was right on 3 out of 4. The one I lost on was the RDA fight, the one I felt most confident about.
This one, I had a two fight parlay picking Cormier to win and Ngannou. I got my longshot pick and lost the sure thing bet. I'm reeling. I will never never never never bet a parlay again. I think everytime I've had a massive favorite included in a parlay, they've lost. What makes it worse is that Ngannou didn't even try to win. I think...well I better not say what I think, I might get flagged. It was so frustrating watching him come out every round and dance. Then, he had the audacity to hit Derek after the final bell AND look outraged when Derek's hand was raised. I'd punch him in the face myself if ten or twelve guys would hold him down for me.
 
I picked every underdog except Ngannou from main card
 
I thought Stipe would win too but if you've watched MMA for as long as I have you know nothing is a sure thing. I'm happy for DC, I don't get personally invested in outcomes anymore.
 
You can make your money back by betting on CM punk for his next fight.
 
I won all three of my bets last night

Black beast and Pettis to win. And then the site I was using screwed up and kept the over under from Ortega/Holloway as the line for beast/Ngannou. So the line was over/under 3.5 rounds......in a 3 round fight. I max bet that and won :)
 
Good. Now you have to go back to work and earn it yourself
 
I placed a bet on Stipe, NGannou, Michael Chiesa and they all lost. Also placed a bet on Uriah Hall for the fk of it and he lost.

I always lose these bets. Even when betting on the heavy favorite somehow he loses..

tenor.gif


Had to be said.

Lavar Ball neva loss!
 
Michael Chiesa, even before this fight is clearly someone that will shit the bead every time he gets a chance to make a real run at the title..he will do even worse when he goes up in weight. You're right, betting is not for you because judging by your picks, you don't know how to look at the intangibles.
 
I placed a bet on Stipe, NGannou, Michael Chiesa and they all lost. Also placed a bet on Uriah Hall for the fk of it and he lost.

I always lose these bets. Even when betting on the heavy favorite somehow he loses..

tenor.gif


Had to be said.

Meh, I thought the only way Stipe wins if Jones scrambled DC brains. DC can take a shot if you watched the Rumble fights. War being able to sports bet from 7Elevens in 2021.
 
You put money on Chiesa???

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Michael Chiesa, even before this fight is clearly someone that will shit the bead every time he gets a chance to make a real run at the title..he will do even worse when he goes up in weight. You're right, betting is not for you because judging by your picks, you don't know how to look at the intangibles.

You put money on Chiesa???

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Real obvious in hindsight jackasses. If Pettit lost, you same fucks would be all like “he’s 2-8 and should be cut” plus some other uppity gibberish
 
Real obvious in hindsight jackasses. If Pettit lost, you same fucks would be all like “he’s 2-8 and should be cut” plus some other uppity gibberish

Settle down, just having fun with the guy. I personally like Pettis and think Chiesa is total CAN. You can check my post history when it comes to Chiesa, the guy is the most over-rated LW in the division.
 
And then the one time you don’t bet, your crazy underdog upset pick wins and you curse yourself some more and have another drink

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I had;

Costa
Chiesa
Ngannou
DC

Win some, lose some.

That Ngannou performance was an absolute disgrace, i’m still so annoyed.
 
I had DC but betting on Stipe wasn't a bad choice. No one could've seen Ngannou's total meltdown if you look at his last 6 fights. Chiesa bet depends on if you placed it before or after he missed weight. Hall was a bad bet, imo, as he repeatedly gets stuck against the cage much like JDS and moves along it upright, while Costa fights like Cyborg.
 
Real obvious in hindsight jackasses. If Pettit lost, you same fucks would be all like “he’s 2-8 and should be cut” plus some other uppity gibberish
not true. Not saying you shouldn't have doubted, showtime..he's been stinking up the cage recently, but putting money on Hall and Cheisa is just not a good move under any circumstances
 

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