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My legal secretary quit and became a stripper once. She up and left for Lancaster, and some of the other staff saw her performing under the stage name "Sage."
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Also, one of my college roommates was a stripper. A male stripper that is. I saw him heading out with a construction helmet one day and asked if he was going to do some construction work. He sheepishly admitted that he was going to 'dance for some chicks for money.'
Yeah, way to make me feel low dude. Not only are you dancing for chicks, they're paying you for it.
So I guess I can confirm that strippers are college students, but apparently only the male strippers. Not sure how that helps any of y'all.
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Also, one of my college roommates was a stripper. A male stripper that is. I saw him heading out with a construction helmet one day and asked if he was going to do some construction work. He sheepishly admitted that he was going to 'dance for some chicks for money.'
Yeah, way to make me feel low dude. Not only are you dancing for chicks, they're paying you for it.
So I guess I can confirm that strippers are college students, but apparently only the male strippers. Not sure how that helps any of y'all.