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  1. Fluffernutter Gold Belt

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    Can I saw them off?

    What if it kills the tree?
     
  2. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Kill the neighbour and fuck his corpse
     
  3. HereticBD Plutonium Belt

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    Decorate it. It's your part of the tree.
     
  4. faustian Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Decorate it with dildos and swastikas. It's your part of the tree.
     
  5. cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are Platinum Member

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    You not only have the right to attend to the overhanging branches, you have the responsibility. If those overhanging branches hurt someone on your property, you are liable, not your neighbor.

    Depending on where you live, you may be required to give your neighbor notice of your intent to cut the branches, giving him the opportunity to do it before you do. You may also be required to offer him the branches before disposing them or keeping them for yourself.
     
  6. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Tell your neighbor your homeowners insurance company told you you had to trim them. Mine actually did.
     
  7. Damo321 Blue Belt

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    Driving your forehead into your neighbours face immediately when he or she opens the front door is the only way to get this resolved.

    No soldier let’s anyone breach the perimeter of their camp
     
  8. lsa If you can read this, you are too close

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    show him your penis!
     
  9. Frode Falch Steel Belt Professional Fighter

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    Life is full of real problems and bad periodes..

    So to worry about something like this..
     
  10. is normal Brown Belt

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    Local laws may vary
     
  11. lsa If you can read this, you are too close

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    I dont think @dildos would agree to that
    You have to by him beer first
     
  12. Alphaboy Gold Belt

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    Same thing I was thinking.

    I'd say pick your battles. If the tree is an actual hindrance approach them about it, but save unpleasant interactions/grievances for important matters. Just my opinion.
     
  13. AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    TS definitely has the dildos for this too..
     
  14. CoolB Black Belt

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    There are some reasons to be concerned about this. It is a danger? can it eventually cause damage to your property? Or does it simply cut off light to your yard, or worse yet your garden. These are good reason to do something. Otherwise, it's a tree. Tree's are good. Leave it be.
     
  15. MMA since 1993 ____________ Banned

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    Just cut the ones on your side. If he says anything, tell that mofo to square up. And give him that Masvidal special.
     
  16. lsa If you can read this, you are too close

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    You mean leaf it be
     
  17. Darth_Inv1ctu5 Yellow Card

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    No time for half measures, I like this man
     
  18. Blayt7hh Steel Belt

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    Does this honestly bother you?
     
  19. ClubFoot Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. Platinum Member

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    Cut the overhang.

    If the neighbour knocks on the door arguing

    grab her by the pussy.
     
  20. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    I thought the title said face, not fence, and I was all like, move three feet to one side feet brah
     

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