need to get my boss laid

[gotBooched]

i need to get my boss laid. he's the owner of the company. he tries to get his hands in on everything and just ends up delaying or fucking up projects. he has no friends or family and it's no secret why he doesn't have a woman - he's batshit crazy.

how can i get him laid? possibly even more than once?

 

[TheGoodCat]

Pay for his Hookers?

 

[Kirin]

Doesn't sound like the best idea. Find him some sort of hobby instead, preferably one that is addictive and time consuming.

The laid thing can backfire way too easily. He might turn out like dowripple with Elaine.

 

[surgeyou1]

Fuck him yourself.

 

[VroomyJeeps]

Can you get me laid too

 

[gotBooched]

Doesn't sound like the best idea. Find him some sort of hobby instead, preferably one that is addictive and time consuming.

The laid thing can backfire way too easily. He might turn out like dowripple with Elaine.

He doesn't really 'do' anything though. This place is his life. I think he needs another human to lure him away from it.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Pay hooker

Pay hooker extra to say she's not a hooker

????

Profit

 

[45ACP]

Does he live near philadelphia? I have someone i could introduce him to.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Introduce him to Sara

 

[korean blood]

So you want to get your boss laid?

Stop looking for someone else to do it and get on it!

 

[HARRISON_3]

I also think you should fuck him yourself.

Have you considered that, TS?

Seems win win to me.

 

[kashmir]

Bend over and give him teh eyes.

 

[Kirin]

Does he live near philadelphia? I have someone i could introduce him to.

That one girl you're trying to get rid of?

You sly bastard
I'll allow it.

 

[Minnja]

Fuck him yourself.

Lmao

 

[1strikeclothing]

waiting to see what happens with this. lol

 

[Evangelion]

My boss is like this too. No friends, no girl, no life, always in your fucking business.

BTW you can't get people laid. Some people have it and some don't.

 

[uolen]

seems like people giving you shit but no one can deny you're a good employee

 

[gotBooched]

i appreciate all the recommendations for me fucking him myself but i'm looking for something a little less.....ghey. or otherwise doesn't require me to commit adultery.

 

[Fatchops]

Gift him a World of Warcraft subscription.

 

[jcc3508]

go on CL and hook him up with a 40-yr old obese cat lady on handicap money

or

is he rich??? money solves all these "inconveniences"