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Need to get Mom a Vday gift

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  1. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Dad died 7 years ago, so vday is still sad for Mom.

    I gotta get her something, but I don't want to do flowers and she has diabetes so no chocolates.

    Any ideas?
     
  2. Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Do you really think this thread is going to end well?

    Or are you just trying to create more work for us poor modz.

    Serious answer: Get her flowers (who cares if YOU don't want to do them), & take her out for lunch, this ain't rocket science
     
  3. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Lol. Yeah this could turn creepy quick.
     
  4. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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  5. Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Just be glad that Cintauro isn't still here, and that your mom isn't 12.
     
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    I keep trying to swipe right but it's not working, there must be something wrong with my screen
     
  7. TheWalkinDude Endeavor to Persevere Platinum Member

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    My heart goes out to you man, lost my Dad at 54 and have always hated how it's affected my Mom.

    If you live close pick her up and take her out for brunch or something, any sig other who would take issue with that detracting from their VDay isn't worth keeping, and if you're single at least you get to spend some time with a loved one.

    If you live far away and haven't sent anything give her a call, it could mean a ton to know you still care enough to include her on days like tomorrow. Cheers.
     
  8. EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    Spend time with her, and take her out.

    I'm just getting mine some flowers, cause I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to spend time with me. I'm public enemy number one right now to her.
     
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    Tell her that you are beloved on an internet forum filled with hateful virgins. That should raise your stock.
     
  10. I volunteer as tribute.
     
  11. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    You get your own man you homewrecker - That's NHB7's new Dad.
     
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    Mothers and women in general love things like perfume, cosmetics, shower/bath products, especially the type that come in their own fancy bag that they can reuse for other stuff.
     
  13. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    I was going to post a smart ass answer, but I saw that your Pops died and it would just be dickish. Get her a gift certificate to get her nails done. It will give her something to do and should only cost around $30.
     
  14. EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    That's what got me in trouble with her in the first place.

    Anyway, my mom's making meatloaf, you want some?
     
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    Get @Bobby Digital to start a Mayberry thread posting pics of people's Moms.

    The fact she got a bunch of likes from anonymous perverts on the internet is sure to make her day.
     
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    Pretty rocks.
     
  18. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Chocolate flowers.
     
  19. ILLogic Brown Belt

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    Yeah I came in here to say, "Damn, some guys even have to pay for incest".

    But I read the OP and I feel bad for the guy.

    TS, be creative and get her something she's always enjoyed. If it's not too hurtful for her then get her something that your dad may have given her.
     

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