Need some motivation to continue drinking heavily

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  1. fluffball

    fluffball Brown Belt

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    My wife and kid are out of town, been drunk for like 4 days straight and I'm starting to wear out. Help me continue before they come back and I have to change poop diapers and sing about ladybugs.
     
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  2. neverwas

    neverwas bondage belt

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    you avoid the hangover like i had on friday.
     
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  3. fluffball

    fluffball Brown Belt

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    Your avatar. I can watch it forever.
     
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    ajwbjj87 Black Belt

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    Drink to the point your ridiculously the hung over, the only cure will be more booze and you will be forced to keep going and going until eventually you die
     
  5. Organic Damage

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    If you stop drinking you might eventually sober up.
     
  6. sfblue

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    4 days and you need motivation to continue on? I think it's time you re-evaluate your comittment to alcohol buddy.
     
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  7. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    Have you ever tried absinthe? It has tree worm roots or something in it that makes you see fairies. I think it's illegal most places.
     
  8. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    motivation? huh? AMERICA thats what, you think this country was built on by pussies who said "i had too much?" NO!, they were drunk until their deaths
     
  9. fluffball

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    It's working, I'm getting fired up to have a beer and throw it back up.
     
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  10. snakedafunky

    snakedafunky Red Belt

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    You could hire a tranny hooker, and after drink to forget.
     
  11. fluffball

    fluffball Brown Belt

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    I like where you're going.
     
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  12. fluffball

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    Oh god, apparently you don't even need to hire a tranny hooker. Just google an image and you need to drink.

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  13. snakedafunky

    snakedafunky Red Belt

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    I was thinking one of those really hot ones you see in the "its a trap topics".
    It would make the experience more enjoyable, and later you can get even more drunk because deep down you secretly liked it and try to drink away your newly found urges.
     
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    Krav McGraw Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Thats what meth was made for.
     
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    You need 100mg of adderall so you can finish the whole bottle of scotch and not get dizzy.
     
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    I would just taper off to be honest. Don't want withdrawal or DTs
     
  17. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    I saw the Vegas show...
     
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    Keep this up for a month and you can expect a liver transplant.
     
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    Strange Shadows Banned Double Yellow Card

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    • squeeze the couch cushion around your cock and fuck it

    • BBQ/grilling at night
     
  20. JSN

    JSN choo-CHOO!

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    bloody, buddy
     

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