Need Help: Looking for a good pun about boxing and women

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Hey Sherbros.,

I have a friend who is getting married soon and is having his bachelor party the same night as the Mayweather McGregor fight. We are looking to get some custom boxing robe made for him and I'm struggling to think of a good pun that is related to boxing and him getting married.

I am always impressed by the creativity (and in the case of the Heavies forum...stupidity...lol) of the Sherbro community (e.g. Dickon by armbar :)...so if you have any suggestions I would greatly appreciate it...

Thanks so much!
 
Can't live with em', can't punch em
 
The goal of boxing is to hit, while not being hit. Just like marriage.


*I love my wife I don't approve of domestic violence.
 
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If women want equal rights then they better prepare for equal lefts.
 
Two women went `tit for tat`in the boxing ring yesterday.
 
I thought the title said a good porn about boxing and women.

I am disappoint.
 
His fiance knocked him off of his feet like McGregor is about to do to Mayweather.
 
Tonight, Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather will be fighting for a 300 million dollar purse. Wow. That's the second highest priced purse next to the one This Poor Schmuck's gonna have to buy when he fucks up this good thing right here.

You know he will. Tell by that shook look in his eye. You're gonna fuck this up, buddy.

The Groom and Floyd Mayweather have something in common: in a decade of hand-to-hand man-to-man neither man has ever gone down. I don't see that changing; I mean, why should I be the only one disappointed? I'm not sure if that makes him the greatest defensive fighter in the world, but every time I bring it up to him he sure gets defensive about it.

Easy, folks. I'm just keeping it real, real like a prenup.Just like the cash bar. Real. Just like that look on mother-in-law's face right now. Just keeping it real. They should have had this wedding in Beirut, on account how everything #100 israel.

I was going to watch the fight tonight, but the PPV costs about a hundred bucks and I thought, heck, "Why pay to see a trainwreck when I was INVITED TO ONE. FOR FREE." Ha ha I'm only kidding -- I had to rent this stupid, goddamn suit on my own. Any single bitches here tonight? I'm liver than Viagra, people. Come on.
 
Women are like boxers, most can take a big hit to the face, the best ones can avoid getting ktfo.

Women should be more like boxers, take a beating for 3 mins, then go sit in the corner.

Marriage is like Showtime Boxing, all hype but in the end a huge letdown
 
(Whatever the bride's name is) can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
 
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