Need help dealing with canine terrorism

[Xplosives]

also shit on his chest to add to the effect.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Soak the dog in Hydrogen Peroxide.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Flick the dog's nutsacks

 

[Iceman_Fan09]

Fight fire with fire; begin shitting on your neighbor's porch. If they don't have a porch, shit right in front of their mailbox. What's that? They have a P.O Box? Then just fucking shit somewhere on their property.

Overall, the logic is, make them experience shit in some negative way.

 

[SevenSamurai]

Build/Buy an Ultrasonic Dog gun

That dog will be trained and respectful in 3 days.

Problem Solved.

Here's a cheap one
http://www.tbotech.com/dogchaser.htm

 

[Sig40cal]

Leave some macadamia nuts out for the mutt to snack on. Do it every day till he no longer lives. Problem solved

 

[TriangleMan]

Talk to the neighbors, easiest solution.

 

[Tachy]

Get a can of mace and spray the perimeter, preferably when wind is low.

It should keep him out after a wiff

 

[Dogstarman]

Talk to your neighbor first. If that fails. Get a bucket and shovel and dump that shit in his driveway or porch every morning. He won't like it much. If he says something then say its bit your shit. Or respond in the same manner your neighbor reacted.

 

[BIKES!]

Go Me Myself and Irene on that neighbor

great flick for the record

 

[Balli]

Buy a pitbull. It will eat your neighbors dog guaranteed.

 

[Ocean Chief]

Spend two weeks gathering up all the dog shit and store it in a trashcan. Then one night when your neighbor isn't home scatter that shit all over his yard. Or windows if you've got the balls.

 

[Lifer]

Get a can of mace and spray the perimeter, preferably when wind is low.

It should keep him out after a wiff

This is actually not a bad idea. Dogs rely on scent and your neighbor's dog has claimed territory of the area where it shits. Pour copious amount of hydrogen peroxide all over the area to get rid of the familiar smell.

 

[BrotherClaudio]

put up a sign
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[mimo]

Place the dog shit in the yard it came from.

 

[Big Sissy]

Cover your yard and driveway with so much shit that the dog won't even want to walk over to shit on your yard because he'll have to step in a ton of shit to get there.

 

[Big Sissy]

You could also mark your territory and show dominance by spreading your own shit all over the outside walls of your house and possibly your roof.

 

[ghoul]

It's not the dog's fault.
Nuke the neighbours

 

[Iroh]

Did you talk to your neighbors about it?

 

[Squirting Gun]

Just tell the dog, "stop it." That should do the trick. Or just put your finger in its butt when its gonna poop. This will take a lot of patience. After a few years it should stop.