Nebraska woman sues all the gay people in the world

I'm not surprised it was hand-written because she probably believes that computers are tools of Satan.

I am surprised that she's not from Florida.
 
Fuck, please let this be real

Ofc it's real.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals-liers-thieves-n354301

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Christians wonder why they're unfairly persecuted, well they aren't, they're fairly persecuted and this is the reason right here.
 
This should be an interesting cross-examination, a la:
 
There's me thinking that religious law was meant to be bad. Or is that just for other religions?
 
I hope she is mentally fit enough to realize she is going to humiliate herself in front of the world.
 
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We're both men of the law. You know. We get after it. You know, we jabber jaw, we go tit for tat. We have our little differences. But at the end of the day, you win some, I win some, and there's a mutual respect left over between us.
 
What would happen if Jesus sued all the bigots in the world?
 
Some enterprising lawyer should get a gay tovsign them, file a12b6, and request fees frok her for frivolity
 
Rip should join in, maybe throw TCK in there for a class action law suit against them gays.
 
What would happen if Jesus sued all the bigots in the world?

Case dismissed. Jesus probably lacks standing because he is dead and it doesn't seem like the type of thing his estate can do, and the suit would fail to state a claim for which relief can be granted.
 
Maybe this is her...

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If the judge wants to make a name for himself, he should be looking for a witty reference to put into his decision when he dismisses this bullshit.

Like that time someone tried to sue Satan:

WEBER, District Judge.

Plaintiff, alleging jurisdiction under 18 U.S.C.
 
The older i get, the less i understand the world. I can't believe this person is real.
 
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