NBA Offseason Thread: Bronny's Legacy Edition

[Jonathan Utah]

Juice might be next.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Woj bomb he’s retiring

 

[The Servant]

How else am I going to get information 5 minutes before it is released now?

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[MusterX]

$64 million a year is crazy. That's more than Tatum gets on his 5 years $315. Not by much but still. These contracts are getting wild.

 

[Revolver]

These contracts just mean that the owners are making a killing. Good for the players. They should all thank LeGoat for keeping the nba relevant the last 20 years.

 

[Sweater of AV]

$64 million a year is crazy. That's more than Tatum gets on his 5 years $315. Not by much but still. These contracts are getting wild.

It's a lot of money for a guaranteed second round exit.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Lmao @ philly being emBusT to tweet and get knocked off 1st round every year...

 

[The Servant]

LeBottomed

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

People used to think Shaq was super likeable and a great guy, now they've realised he's just a miserable egomaniac.

I'll never forgive him for his meltdown when GOAT Sherpa won the last MVP.

How the interview should have gone:

"Congrats, this is your third MVP in four years, could have had four in a row. This further cements your status as one of the greatest players of all time, but this one has to be extra special as I see the T-shirt you're wearing -- in honor of your old coach who died unexpectedly earlier this year. Very sad he couldn't be here to see you win this one"

Instead, we got a heavy dose of TNB:

"No disrespect, but I want you to hear this from me first, I think SGA should have won MVP, because I'm jealous".

What a fucking clown.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

I feel like this is the end of Jokic being in contender status. They lost too many role players since their championship run and Murray is injury prone and inconsistent. They caught lightning in a bottle and beat Miami, which wasn't a strong Finals team.

Denver was never going to have a dynasty without being 25% better than everyone else because it's fucking Denver, and it's the NBA. Referees put away the whistle and officiated two of the playoff games unlike any games all year have been officiated making it look like the T-Wolves were unbeatable and had the best defense ever LOL.

They've done such a shit job this off season to take advantage of their open window it's pretty obvious the league is asking them to sandbag it. They've lost a key starter, best guy off the bench, and a couple role players and added fucking Westbrick probably so they can advertise the amount of triple-doubles on the floor while GOAT Sherpa carries him like he does everyone else.

I doubt Jokic said he wanted to play with someone who's been an all-star and management said "Have you heard of this Westbrook guy?"

 

[DougieJones]

LeBottomed

Bruh is this shit 4 reel

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Bruh is this shit 4 reel

How much baby oil do you think Diddy used on him?

 

[Sweater of AV]

Lmao. Makes sense considering how LeBrick plays.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I hope Shaq falls for this fake post. His reaction would be hilarious.

 

[Croaker]

I hope Shaq falls for this fake post. His reaction would be hilarious.

Gobert puts the clamps on Shaquina no doubt in my mind

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[Revolver]

 

[Sweater of AV]