Name one weird thing you did as a kid? :>

[minute bull]

OK......but this one is pretty out there.

Fuck. This. Humble. Brag. Couch. N-word...

 

[evergreenrider]

I used to take chocolate ice cream, whip it up into a milkshake like consistency, and dip sour cream and onion chips in it

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Pooped in th 17th hole of a nice old couse while on vacation with friends family, he got he 18th

 

[guns&moses]

I'd sit at home drawing pictures of mountaintops, with me on top, lemon-yellow sun, arms raised in a 'V', the dead lying in pools of maroon below.

 

[Zoolander]

I used to eat lotion. Lubriderm was my flavor of choice.

 

[TeTe]

When I was ten I had a thing for taking a dump in public places at night... middle of tennis courts, under stairwells, etc.

 

[Iroh]

@Iroh
I'm watching you extra much!!
You better make it good...

Sorry, my brain shut off. Watching your gif.

 

[minute bull]

When I was ten I had a thing for taking a dump in public places at night... middle of tennis courts, under stairwells, etc.

So basically.... homeless.

Squat em if you gottem, boys.

 

[Luthien]

I was hoping I wouldn't be first but before I share this torrid tale when you say kid what age line are we talking about 10-12 or 13-15? This will determine my tell because mine started as a kid but ended as a teen..?

I was thinking like 6 ~ 12 but any age you feel makes for the most embarrassing story is fine!!

 

[Luthien]

Funny replies so far!!
You guys are the best, I'm in weird and awesome company!!

 

[IndyCovaHart]

I practiced sex on my dog.

I wore a condom though.

 

[Tone C]

Used to eat pencils.

And notepaper.

 

[Luthien]

Used to eat pencils.

And notepaper.

Oh yeah I used to chew on my pencils too (Not sure about the eating bit)
Never ate any notepaper tho I bet you were an adorable little goofball

 

[aerius]

I practiced sex on my dog.

I wore a condom though.

Well, I guess someone has to get those dogs back for all that doggy rape...

 

[MrFriendly]

Elementary school i was terrified of the dark and would sprint from the kitchen door to the curb and back every night to throw away the trash....full on laced up nikes... my sister ready to open the door and watch lest i get got by goblins .... S P R I N T

 

[MrFriendly]

EASILY a 4.2 40 before the age of 10

 

[Luthien]

Sorry, my brain shut off. Watching your gif.

Make with the juicy details already!!
I gotta get back to work, I expect something embarrassing from you when I'm back in a few hours!!

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I shit inside a top loading drier at a laundromat when I got locked out of a car I was sleeping in.

 

[Tireur889]

I used to like put change in mouth and suck on it because I like the taste of metal, usually pennies.

 

[Tireur889]

I used to like put change in mouth and suck on it because I like the taste of metal, usually pennies.